Harry Potter: Something's Definitely Wrong with My System
Chapter 171

Iron-Pot Stewed Goose

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The first item the three women opened was Mrs. Weasley's annual sweater. Every year, she would knit a sweater for her children, Harry Yousu Yu. And each time, the sweaters she knitted for Harry Yousu Yu were of better quality in terms of both materials and workmanship than the ones she knitted for her own children.

"Honey, would you like to try it on?" Ka-jie held up the sweater and held it up against Su Yu.

"Wait a minute, I'm still lying here. Let's try it together when I remember..." Su Yu yawned, turned over, and lay on the bed, tilting his head as he watched the girls unpack their "delivery".

Ginny gave Su Yu a pair of socks, which Daphne put on Su Yu's feet. Hermione gave Su Yu a box of heart-shaped chocolates, which Kurama Fox shared with Su Yu while drooling.

"One for you, one for me, one for me and one for me, one for you, one for me, one for me and one for me..." Kurama ate one, shared one, and then hid one. Soon, he and Su Yu had happily divided their chocolates.

Sirius gave Su Yu a Switzerland knife with various bottle openers on it, while Professor Lupin gave him a military shovel. Goodness, are these two brothers planning to send Su Yu into the wild for survival?

The Weasley twins gave Su Yu a bottle of candy that could turn anything into different colors after being eaten. It was their new invention, and they hadn't named it yet. They told Su Yu to try it out first. Su Yu secretly hid the bottle under his bed, planning to try it out with the two girls that night. But Kurama saw it and thought Su Yu had hidden something delicious!

A short while later, Daphne discovered it first: a multicolored Kurama crawled out from under the bed. One ear was green, one ear was red, its forehead was blue, and its mouth was purple. Its body was even more colorful, too many to count...

"My God! Kurama! Come with me to the Hospital Wing! Are you poisoned?!"

Amid Daphne's screams, Kurama finally looked in the mirror and then screamed loudly, angrily accusing Su Yu of poisoning her so as to hide snacks from her!

The morning's gift-opening activity ended amidst everyone's playful banter. Hermione and Ginny then joined Su Yu and the others in the Slytherin common room, and together they went to the hall for lunch.

Of course, what appeared on the table were the same dishes that Hogwarts Academy and Wizardry prepares every Christmas.

100 turkeys, Christmas pudding stacked high, and so many Kribitch Wizard Mini Biscuits that they couldn't all fit together.

For Britain, a country known for its limited culinary delights, these are definitely gourmet foods. After all, what can you expect from a country that likes to add malt vinegar to its French fries? You'd be lucky if they didn't give you a couple of insoles.

On Su Yu's dining table was still the Christmas East University gourmet meal specially prepared for him by the Egg Beater. Today, the Egg Beater prepared Iron-Pot Stewed Goose for Su Yu, so he specially cut a large hole in the middle of the Slytherin long table to put the pot.

When Su Yu and the others arrived in the hall, the goose in the pot had been simmering for almost two hours. The moment the pot was opened, Kurama was so enticed by the aroma that she almost fell into it. Luckily, Su Yu reacted quickly and grabbed her.

"Why? Why is Su Yu able to get special treatment Tenten?"

Ron munched on the turkey while complaining to Harry, "It smells so good, I wonder if it'll taste good..."

"Ron, if you're envious, you can have one too, as long as you can afford a House-elf..."

"Then forget it. I still think turkey is pretty good, after all, I can't even afford a wand."

While drinking cola, Su Yu scooped up a large spoonful of soup and poured it over the fragrant rice. Kurama was gnawing on a goose head and kept pointing to Daphne, asking her to pick up the tempting-looking goose leg for her!

Daphne and the other girls weren't very good with chopsticks, so she used her wand. With a wave of her wand, the goose leg flew into Kurama' bowl.

"I want those wings too!" Kurama is a typical example of someone who wants more than he has. After Daphne tapped him on the head with her wand, he finally obediently and frantically gnawed on the goose head in his bowl.

"Eat slowly, no one's going to take it from you. The rest of us aren't eating, it's just you and Su Yu, what's the rush..."

Daphne ate her Christmas pudding in small bites while constantly wiping Kurama's mouth, otherwise she would get it all over herself.

"I just don't trust Su Yu! He's a big bad guy!"

"Hey, if you put it that way, I'll just take all the ones you like!"

"I was wrong, Su Yu... You're the best... Leave some for me..."

In the afternoon, the area outside the Hogwarts Academy was covered in white. Su Yu led the Slytherin group to the open space beside the Black Lake, took out the gun he had bought through connections long ago from his ring, and played a live-action version of Counter-Strike with Malfoy and the others.

Each participant is in "Kurama Mode" to protect themselves from bullets, carrying eight magazines, 240 rounds of ammunition, six grenades, and various smoke grenades...

Goyle and Crabbe transformed into terrorists, each armed with a grenade launcher, 40 grenades, 20 hand grenades, and a bomb, and charged forward yelling, leaving their boss Malfoy dizzy and disoriented.

Theodore transformed into a sniper, specifically targeting Blaise's groin area, terrifying Blaise into breaking out in a cold sweat.

"Look! Blaise, I've planted a bomb!" Fully armed, Callis waved excitedly at Blaise and pointed to the bomb she had planted below.

"Bang!" A gunshot rang out, Callis instantly fell to the ground, clutching her forehead and sobbing.

"That Theodore, seriously, he's got a sniper rifle, but he's got a Barrett! Is he afraid he won't be able to kill me? My head hurts so much..."

"Ss... Ron, do you think all these Muggle weapons are this powerful?" Harry and Ron hid behind a hillside, not daring to show their heads, but who could have guessed that Goyle would fly over carrying a bomb and blast Harry and Ron more than ten meters away.

"I actually believed your nonsense, Harry! You insisted that Su Yu and his friends' game must be really fun, and that we should join in too. Hospital Wing... I need rescue..."

Throughout the afternoon, explosions and gunshots echoed continuously from the Hogwarts Academy and Wizardry. Su Yu even pulled out a missile, intending to take the enemy down with him, but was ultimately stopped.

"Baka! Are the students at the Hogwarts Academy still training on Christmas? And why is it so intense? Is this their daily training routine?"

The students at the Mahoutokoro listened to the continuous explosions outside from their tents, marveling at how hard the Hogwarts Academy students were working, still training during the holiday.

To be honest, it's really fun to use magic with weapons. Not only can you carry a lot of equipment, but after you're done, you can Reparo, and there won't be any trace of the explosion left.

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