Trendy Fools, Trendy Fools
"What happened next?!" Big Greenskins grabbed Grom's collar and picked it up, "What happened next?!"
"Then the bugs gnawed the entire planet! We were the only ones who escaped!"
There was another commotion among the other Greenskinss, and the camp became a mess. Hundreds of Greenskinss gathered around, shouting at the top of their lungs.
Greenskins hates fighting bugs.
Even if they like to fight, they don't want to turn into bug shit.
Orks agreed that this was the least WAAAGH thing to do.
"Enough!!!"
Big Greenskins roared, and the noise in the camp disappeared instantly.
All Greenskins turned to look at him.
Big Greenskins was breathing heavily, and the steel spikes on his chin trembled. He stared at Grom, his eyes narrowed to a slit.
"You said shrimps feed insects."
"Yes."
"How do they raise bugs?"
"I don't know, boss!"
Big Greenskins looked around and looked at hundreds of pairs of eyes staring at it.
Greenskins has never been afraid of fighting before. Enemies come and kill one by one, and kill a nest of nests. If they are not defeated, they will turn into spores and continue to reproduce the population.
But after meeting Tyranids, this theory became invalid.
They will be eaten clean by bugs.
"From today onwards, we WAAAGH will not fight Xiami. If we see Xiami, we will run away. If we can't run, we will hide. If we can't hide, we will..."
"Just what?" One-eyed Greenskins asked.
"Run to another planet! Run to a place where there are no shrimps!"
"But shrimps are everywhere!"
"Then run to a place where there are few shrimps!"
In this way, a legend about "worms and shrimps" spread among Greenskins.
The legend spread further and further, reaching the ears of every Greenskins.
There have been many versions of the story. Some say that Xiao Xiami raised millions of bugs. Some say that bugs can become Greenskins by eating Greenskins. Some say that bugs learned the WAAAGH of Gulga after eating Gulga. Now the bugs can WAAAGH themselves...
There are so many and so many.
But each one has one thing in common.
Greenskins From today on, stay away from all bugs and humans.
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Lin En brings the green Tyranids Mothership back to the Bolomite orbit.
When Mothership jumped out of Warp, the sentry on duty on the Bolomite track almost pressed the alarm.
"Enemy attack! Enemy attack! The giant unidentified flying object is approaching Bolomite!" the sentry shouted at the communicator, poking his finger on the alarm button, "Wait a minute, the identification code is... Purple Carapace Chapter?!"
He stopped his hand and looked closer at the screen.
Twelve Tyranids Mothership lined up and slid out of the jump point.
Bio-ship's body is purple and green, and it seems to have expanded in a circle, becoming like a group of giant muscular men floating in space, and their body shape is very wrong.
Mothership turned slowly and flew towards the inside of the track of Bolomite, with a gentle attitude, like a pigeon returning to its nest.
The sentry looked at the identification code again.
Confirm that nothing went wrong.
There can be twelve fleets of Tyranids and Mothership in Imperium, so they are probably the only fleet.
Purple Carapace Chapter... Why did it turn green?
"Attention all, Purple Carapace Chapter returns to port, repeat, battle alert cancelled."
Iron Hammer was welding an armor plate in Industrial Zone's workshop. Hearing this, he put down the welding gun, took off his goggles, and grabbed the communicator with an impatient look on his face.
"What are you looking at? Lin En is back?"
"I'm back. Master Iron Hammer, those... those things are the wrong color!"
"The color is wrong? What color is wrong?"
"It's those Mothership, they... they turned green!"
"What?!" Iron Hammer immediately put down the welding gun.
What kind of excitement has he never seen? Cross it out.
He had never seen such excitement before.
Iron Hammer rushed into Orbital Defense Center.
Gabriel is already standing in front of the screen.
Flesh Tearers Chapter folded his arms and stared at Tyranids Mothership on the screen, with an expression as if he was thinking about the ultimate truth of the universe.
Iron Hammer squeezed next to him: "Let me let me see--"
He looked up at the screen and slowly opened his mouth.
Twelve Tyranids Mothership were arranged in an array on the track. The color of the carapace changed from purple-white to purple-green, just like the aurora, and it was quite uniform.
Everyone in the orbit of the planet was shocked, wondering if something was wrong with Purple Carapace Chapter.
Iron Hammer took the color card and traced it on Mothership's carapace, muttering to himself, "This color, whether it's green or purple, it's quite trendy."
Gabriel's mouth twitched.
"Director Iron Hammer, this is Tyranids Mothership. They have changed color and we don't know why."
"Then ask Lin En." Iron Hammer spread his hands, "Where are the others?"
"Conduct survivor handover with Imperial Navy at the back."
"Let's wait until he comes back." Iron Hammer pulled up a chair and sat down, leaning back and crossing his legs like an uncle, "Anyway, the bugs didn't attack us, the track is stable, Mothership is quiet, what's wrong with the color change? Don't let people change their skins?"
(Damn it, I fell asleep while writing this. Half asleep, I dreamed that I had updated and suddenly fell asleep. Then I suddenly woke up at 12:30 and didn't finish writing. I will write again during the day tomorrow. Chaoba means Qingdao fool.
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