Just Arrived in Konoha: Three Choices Right from the Start

Just Arrived in Konoha: Three Choices Right from the Start, by Pope of the Martial Hall, the Most Beautiful

He crossed into the Naruto World and became a member of the Uchiha Clan, famed for their inherited red eyes. He was Uchiha Mikoto's distant cousin, and they even lived together. (Heh, heh, heh...)

He awakened the God-Level Choice System! Make the right choices, and he would grow stronger.

"Ding! The system has detected that the host's future wife, Uchiha Mikoto, is having a nightmare. Please choose one of the following!"

"1. Sneak into Mikoto's room, hold her hand like Xiao Huo, and keep watch beside her bed all night. Reward..."

"2. Sneak into Mikoto's room, gently shake her awake, and ask with concern, 'Mikoto, are you all right?' Reward..."

"3. Go all the way. She's your future wife anyway. Hold her while she sleeps all night without waking her. Reward...!"

He lucked into an Ice-Ice Fruit from his starter gift pack. With genjutsu in one hand and Ice Release in the other, his invincible life began.

Uchiha Mikoto, Kushina, Tsunade...

"Also known as Starting with an Ice-Ice Fruit! and Konoha: I'm Really Not a Scumbag!"

He Had Barely Arrived Before He Was Living with Uchiha Sasuke's Mother! (First Update!)

It was night!

A crescent moon hung high, spilling cool light across the Shinobi World.

In an overgrown training ground at the Uchiha Clan Compound!

A young man sweated profusely before a wooden post already dented from use.

Punches, side kicks, sweeping kicks...

Each strike made the post shudder violently.

It seemed close to giving way under the relentless barrage!

Crack!

With a faint snap, the battered post broke and fell to the ground.

Without hesitation, the young man turned toward another, thicker post.

His name was Uchiha Liuyun!

His nickname was Immortal Venerable Liuyun... Ahem. Wrong!

He had no nickname yet.

He was a transmigrator!

Back home, he had been reading books on certain subjects.

Such as How LXX Was Made, Why Adults All Love the Character Cao Cao, What Sleeping Position Could Lead to a Fateful Encounter with the Pope of the Martial Hall?, and What Would I Do If I Became Xiao Huo in the World of Warcraft Mountains?

Finally, after closing a deal worth tens of billions with the Underground Teacher, he got so excited that he accidentally knocked over the water glass on his computer desk!

When Liuyun woke again, he had arrived in the Naruto World every homebody dreamed of.

Unfortunately, he had arrived a little early. It was Konoha's thirty-first year, and the Second Shinobi World War was still a year away.

Pretty girls like Hinata and Ino had not even been born.

But this was no time to think about them. Liuyun was due to graduate from the Ninja Academy next year.

His first priority was figuring out how to survive the war.

And this body... Where to begin? His talent was about as bad as Obito Uchiha's.

After five years at the Ninja Academy, he had come last every time. He had only managed to refine chakra a few days ago.

Compared with his classmate Minato Namikaze, he was utterly hopeless.

For the Uchiha Clan, which produced talent after talent, he was nothing short of an embarrassment.

And he had been treated accordingly: his home was assigned to the very edge of Uchiha territory.

Few Uchiha Clan members ever came to patrol the area.

Apart from his monthly allowance, he was essentially left to fend for himself.

An hour later, Liuyun left the posts and moved on to push-ups, frog jumps, and other basic physical training.

One, two...

Sweat dripped from his clothes onto the ground, gradually forming a small puddle.

After an unknown length of time, a gentle voice called from afar, drawing closer.

"Liuyun! Liuyun!"

"Coming!" Liuyun answered tiredly, landing a graceful backflip.

"I knew I'd find you here. Have you seen what time it is? You're still pushing yourself this hard!"

A young woman approached, sounding both reproachful and concerned. She took a towel from her clothes and carefully wiped the sweat from Liuyun's forehead.

Her face was still youthful, but her features were exquisitely formed, as though heaven itself had carved them. She would surely grow into a great beauty.

Her name was Uchiha Mikoto. Yes, Uchiha Sasuke's mother.

After Liuyun crossed over, his identity in this world was Uchiha Mikoto's cousin.

After Liuyun's and Mikoto's parents were all killed in battle, Mikoto's grandmother took him in.

Not long ago, her grandmother had passed away, leaving the two of them with only each other.

More precisely, Mikoto had worried about his safety and moved into his run-down house with him.

With her abilities, she could easily have lived in the heart of the clan's compound.

Mikoto was not only beautiful but talented. She was already close to Genin level.

And with that damn Uchiha Fugaku around, Liuyun was sure she could have lived somewhere far nicer than this.

But after her grandmother died, Mikoto had politely refused the clan's offer of a house.

At the thought, Liuyun looked at Mikoto's delicate, gentle face, and his heart ached for her.

"Mikoto, I'm sorry. If it weren't for me, you wouldn't have had to..."

"Don't be silly, Liuyun. Grandma is gone, and you're the only family I have left. Don't say things like that again, okay?"

She gently wiped his cheek and smiled, speaking as warmly as a devoted young wife.

"All right. I understand."

Looking at Mikoto's smile, Liuyun nodded solemnly.

Perhaps the greatest thing he had gained in the months since arriving here was not his Uchiha bloodline.

It was the young woman before him. Liuyun made a silent vow.

He would protect her smile and never let her suffer the slightest hurt.

The training ground was not far from Liuyun's home.

A few minutes later, a somewhat shabby courtyard came into view.

It was small, but there was more than enough room for two people.

They pushed open the door and stepped inside, where the spacious main room lay open before them.

Apart from a few worn pieces of furniture, it held nothing else.

Steaming dishes sat on the table.

Liuyun walked straight past them and headed left, where Mikoto had prepared his bathwater.

He pulled aside a long curtain and saw a round wooden tub filled with steaming water.

His clean clothes lay beside it.

Liuyun took off his clothes and stepped into the tub.

He sighed inwardly. Mikoto was thoughtful and kind. He was going to make her his wife, and not even Madara Uchiha could stop him.

Ding! The God-Level Choice System has detected an intense aura of lechery and popularity from the host. Binding in progress!

1%... 5%... 99%... 100%! Ding! Binding complete!

Damn system, you're finally here! Three months! Three whole months! Do you know what I've been through?

Liuyun ranted furiously in his head.

Just thinking about the humiliation he had suffered over those three months made him want to cry.

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Wow, it got taken down after the first chapter. Unbelievable...

There's Something Off About This System! (Second Update!)

"System! Tell me what you can do!"

Liuyun forced down his excitement and asked.

"1. God-Level Choice. This system will offer three choices each day. The host will receive a different reward for each choice!"

"2. Check-in! You will have one check-in opportunity every day!"

Liuyun's eyes lit up. The system's explanation was simple and clear.

In his previous world, he had read thousands of novels. He had even reconstructed classic scenes from Secret Room Douluo and the World of Warcraft Mountains in his mind until he could see the uncensored version no matter what was on the page.

Naturally, he understood what the system meant.

"System! Check in!"

"Ding! Check-in successful! Congratulations, host. You have received one bag of White Rabbit Candy (20 pieces)."

"As this is the host's first check-in, the system has granted an extra check-in opportunity! Would you like to use it?"

"Use it!"

Liuyun, who had been a little disappointed, answered without hesitation.

Only a fool would turn down a freebie!

"Ding! Check-in successful! Congratulations, host. You have received Secret Room Douluo Deluxe Animated Edition! It has been placed in the system inventory."

"Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit!" Liuyun was so thrilled his face flushed red.

Damn! I didn't expect a reward this good! This is amazing!

Neither check-in had made him stronger, but the second reward was exactly what Liuyun wanted!

He would not trade it even for a Mangekyō Sharingan. This was an absolute classic, and incredibly rare.

If the lechers from his old world found out, they would chase him down the street begging for it.

Liuyun finished washing in a hurry. He could hardly wait to give that filthy thing a thorough critique.

He put on his shorts, but just as he was about to get dressed, three options appeared in his mind.

The system's voice rang out at the same time. "Choose, host!"

"1. Get dressed as usual and have dinner with Uchiha Mikoto. Reward: a trash-tier starter gift pack!"

"2. Deliberately get your shorts wet and ask Uchiha Mikoto to bring you another pair. Then stand up straight and let her admire the host's impressive muscles."

"Reward: one super-deluxe starter gift pack!"

"3. Deliberately get your shorts wet, then thank Uchiha Mikoto gently when she comes in. Reward: an ordinary starter gift pack."

The three choices left Liuyun frozen in place.

The corners of his mouth twitched, and he looked ready to cry. How the hell am I supposed to choose?

Anyone with half a brain knew which of the three to pick.

He remembered what the damn system had said when it bound to him: "The host has an intense aura of lechery and popularity..."

"Damn system! Let me tell you something! I am absolutely not that kind of person!"