After My Family Heard My Thoughts, I Cured Their Love-Brained Ways

While enjoying some juicy gossip, Shen Banxia transmigrates into the Shen family's true heiress-a cannon-fodder character with less than a year left to live.

The coming plot promises disaster: the hundred-billion Shen Group goes bankrupt, its heir is driven to jump off a building, the sons end up dead or disabled, and the entire family is wiped out.

After siphoning off their assets, the scumbag husband takes his mistress and illegitimate children abroad to live it up.

Shen Banxia promptly embraces her new lifestyle: keep enjoying the drama while waiting to die.

Looking at her hopelessly lovestruck mother, she thinks:

The daughter you cherish so much is actually your husband's child with his mistress. Exciting, right? What a surprise!

The Shens unexpectedly discover that they can all hear Shen Banxia's thoughts-and learn their own doomed endings.

But then things stop going according to the script.

At first: What a shame you inherited Mom's love brain. No wonder all your hard work ends up benefiting someone else.

Later: Who needs romance when a career is so much better? The Shen Group is counting on you to connect us with that big shot!

My third brother is smart, sure, but he never puts those brains to good use. All he'll get is a prison sentence and a job at a sewing machine.

Later: Third Brother, tutor me into Tsinghua or Peking University, and I'll get you out of jail!

Second Brother is as sharp-tongued as ever, and he thinks with his lower half. No wonder he ends up literally screwing himself to death.

Later: Second Brother, if you marry into her family, I can secure ten billion in sponsorship from my future sister-in-law!

"Little Seventh Sister, could you stop treating us like wish-granting turtles in a wishing fountain? Your brothers really can't pull this off!"

One by one, her brothers surrender. They never want to hear their youngest sister's thoughts again.

Other people just want their money. She wants their money-and their lives!

Seeing that the Shen family has not only avoided bankruptcy but grown closer and warmer than ever, Shen Banxia lets out a soft sigh. She decides to win over the big shot and persuade him to abandon his takeover of the Shen Group.

Just as I thought-this family would fall apart without me!