I Retired After Transmigrating—Why Am I Going Viral? Stop Kissing Me, I'm Burned Out!

A gorgeous, multitalented, troublemaking slacker bottom × a cool, aloof, seemingly celibate Best Actor top with off-the-charts possessiveness who talks himself into falling in love.

A turn-your-brain-off feel-good romp with no frustrating angst, a sizzling, super-sweet couple, and a career that keeps reaching new heights.

Before transmigrating into a novel, Yu Xiuyuan was the ultimate overachiever. Afterward, all he wants is to be a slacker-but somehow, he just keeps getting more famous.

Yun Chuan is emotionally detached and indifferent to everything. But when it comes to Yu Xiuyuan, he can't keep his hands off him. His double standards know no bounds.

Yu Xiuyuan: "No wonder he's the nation's favorite Best Actor. That face is ridiculously handsome.

His lips look so soft and kissable.

And that waist looks strong, too. Too bad he's an untouchable beauty.

He's also the protagonist bottom's younger brother-in-law! Definitely off-limits for flirting.

Wait, did I accidentally bring the protagonist bottom's reputation crashing down?

Why is Best Actor Yun chasing after me again?

Wasn't he supposed to be aloof and celibate? Why does he act like a wolf that hasn't eaten in six months every single day?"

As for his career?

"My contract expires in two months. I'm planning to retire."

"Then I'll find somewhere with beautiful mountains and clear waters, sleep until I wake up naturally every day, grow some flowers, and go fishing. I've got money, after all."

After he finally retires:

"What? Five million for an endorsement? Not taking it!"

"What? A friend wants to pay me two million to write him a song? Forget the two million-I'll give him one for free." (Includes some plotlines involving passing off works from his original world as his own.)

"What? You want me on a variety show? I'm really retired! Stop calling me! I have enough money! I just want to enjoy life!"

"Huh? It's a variety show about enjoying life? Growing flowers, fishing, and eating delicious food? All the things I love doing? Then sure~"

"What? The Yun City Bureau of Culture and Tourism? You want me to be your ambassador and help promote tourism? Of course, of course! Serving the people is a must. Count me in!"