Hogwarts: The Slytherin Weasley Who Outgrinds the Wizarding World

[Harry Potter + Competitive Grinding + Sharp Tongue + Overpowered Protagonist] After refusing to buy the shampoo a hairdresser was pushing, an overworked office drone gets stabbed more than a dozen times with scissors by the violently aggressive stylist. He wakes up in the world of Harry Potter as the seventh son of the famously loyal and courageous Weasley family-Ron's fraternal twin brother.

There are only four years left until Voldemort returns. So what is the family doing?

Dad is illegally modifying a car;

Mum is fangirling;

The eldest brother is playing with mummies, and the second is petting dragons;

The third brother is so desperate for an official position he's lost his mind;

The fourth and fifth brothers spend every day dreaming up ways to scare people into heart attacks, without even selling heart medication;

And you, dear sixth brother, really take the cake-all you ever think about is eating.

The Dark Lord is coming!

No. I can't count on any of you. I'll have to do it myself.

"All of you, get grinding!"

"Ron, get grinding!"

"Harry, get grinding!"

"Ginny, get grinding!"

"Hermione... never mind, Hermione. Just keep doing what you're doing..."

Wizarding world, your king of the grind has arrived!