Has He Ascended Yet?

"Have you ever wanted to take a trip with your family, only to be harassed by demonic beasts?"

"Have you always treated others kindly, only to find yourself haunted by nightmare entities?"

"Do you worry that terrifying demons lurk around every corner of your otherwise peaceful life?"

"My name is Yue Wen, and I run the Yue Cultivation Agency. If you've experienced any of these problems, feel free to contact me anytime."

"Our agency believes in affordable quality and leaving no evil unvanquished. We strive to provide high-quality exorcism services at low prices. Buy two exorcisms, get one free! Refer your friends and family, and we'll throw in another slash at those evil spirits."

"The Yue Cultivation Agency-Jiangcheng's very own agency!"

"..."

Click.

Staring at that terrifying face on the screen, an honest, unassuming demon angrily switched off the television.

"Help!"

"Is this world ever going to get any better...?"

"Hasn't he ascended yet?!"