Starting with Two Douluo Protectors, Reborn Tang San Has His Thoughts Overheard

Kai transmigrates to the Douluo Continent and checks in right at the start:

Twin Martial Souls: Sky-Piercing Spear and Ice Dragon King. Innate Full Soul Power: Level 20!

Even more outrageous, the system summons two breathtakingly beautiful Titled Douluo from the era of The Legend of the Dragon King-Leng Yaozhu and Leng Yulai-who pledge their undying loyalty!

Kai: "With a start like this, how could I possibly lose?"

But the real chaos comes from someone else-

Tang San, reborn from the era of the second Douluo Continent installment, with his head full of one thought: I've got the advantage this time!

What he doesn't know is that his dark, calculating thoughts, in which everyone is merely a pawn, are being heard loud and clear by the people who once knew him!

Old Jack: "I'm meddling? Fine! Get yourself to Nuoding Academy!"

Yu Xiaogang: "You're calling me useless? Fine, I won't take you as my disciple. Get out!"

Ning Rongrong: "You want to make my Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect your sucker? Dream on!"

Flender: "You look down on my Shrek? Then go wherever you please!"

As Tang San's script is torn to shreds in front of everyone, and his opportunities slip away one by one, Kai simply sits between the Leng sisters and leisurely takes a sip of tea:

"Tang San, I've read your script. Now-it's my turn to write the ending."