My Hogwarts Is Kind of Messed Up

Harry has turned into a beautiful, scheming girl with a sharp tongue, and Draco is now a blonde tsundere girl. They're both into me, too. Fine, they're both really pretty. I can work with that.

So Hermione becoming a taciturn, buzz-cut academic ace of a guy, and Ron turning into an innocent, bashful little girl, doesn't surprise me anymore.

Just don't spring a busty, mature beauty version of Voldemort on me at the end!

And how did I end up becoming Grindelwald's Child of Prophecy?

The serious synopsis: After arriving at a slightly abnormal Hogwarts, Herman intends to leave his mark. First, he'll study hard. Then, he'll turn the wizarding world upside down.

Other titles: Hogwarts: Why Harry? Draca?, Hogwarts: Grindelwald's Child of Prophecy, Hogwarts: My Script Isn't Quite Right