Honkai: Star Rail: What Kind of Aeon Slacks Off All the Time?
Chapter 74

I'll pick "Very easy" again next time

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Silence, deafeningly so.

" The Masked Fools and the Stellaron Hunters. Hmm~ Whether you're a new face or a familiar one, I like you all very much."

"Officer Gepard, could you please give us some... time to reunite with acquaintances? Rest assured, I swear in the name of the [ Eternity ] Aeon that I will not engage in physical conflict with them."

"Friendship is the first tenet of our Church."

After Gepard and his group of Silvermane Guards left, Blake pulled three bars of soap from his pocket. "A generous gift, surely you won't refuse?"

"Damn it, if you're so tough, don't use that trick... How about a one-on-one fight!"

The Silver Wolf was furious. No matter how skillful she was at hiding, she couldn't escape Blake's eyes and was caught.

For Blake, the best way to catch Silver Wolf was to seal the Imaginary Energy within her. Fortunately, he had some knowledge of it and had witnessed the Miracle it performed.

To be precise, it can't be called a seal... Blake actually bound them with invisible threads, but out of politeness, he lied and claimed that he could seal the Imaginary Energy within their bodies.

"Miss Silver Wolf, let's stop struggling." Sampo gave up on the pointless resistance. He knew the difference in strength between the two sides, and only by including Dan Heng could he possibly cause any minor damage to Blake.

Damn it, the [ Eternity ] Aeon and my own God of Elation are clearly not that different in strength, so how come the Church Chair is so strong?

"Hmm... why would Stellaron Hunters be here?" Dan Heng pondered, seemingly because of Ye Yan, Blake hadn't attacked him.

Is this some kind of interrogation or torture scene?

"Miss Silver Wolf, please stop complaining now... prioritize your own safety," Sampo whispered a reminder. It had only been less than a year since he last visited the Church, and this man had become much stronger.

Silver Wolf raised his face, a very good gaming experience, I'll definitely play again next time, it's very simple.

"Would you believe me if I said I was playing in my personal capacity?" Silver Wolf looked at Dan Heng and Blake, his mind racing. What was the difference between this and getting his account banned for cheating in a game?

That wicked [ Eternity ] Aeon! I don't know when it started, but whenever Silver Wolf is involved with anything, he becomes incredibly unlucky, with a full stack of bad luck debuffs.

Kid, don't touch [ Eternity ], or you'll be miserable!

Where are your companions?

"See? To be honest, I don't believe it either. Sigh~ The credibility of Stellaron Hunters in the universe is still too low." Silver Wolf lowered his head, with an expression that seemed indifferent to life and death.

"Miss Silver Wolf, cheer up!" Sampo panicked. If she didn't pull herself together soon, these two would be targeting her!

"Hahahaha... Interesting, truly interesting. The Church desperately needs someone like this! Fool, I'll ask you one more time, do you want to join the [ Church of Eternity ]? Joining now will get you a certificate personally signed by the Chair!"

"Who would need something like that!" Silver Wolf muttered with his last ounce of strength.

"Ugh! I got rejected!"

Thump!

Blake knelt on the ground, the holy light surrounding him dimmed, and his expression turned sorrowful.

Silvermane Guard Restricted Zone, Mechanical Trestle

"Wow... those Silvermane Guards really didn't spot you! That's an amazing ability!"

Serval repeatedly confirmed that Ye Yan and his three companions were right in front of her, completely unnoticed by the Silvermane Guards behind them, as if their existence had been erased.

"Hmph, the [ Eternity ] Sanctuary is invincible, how could it be detected by a mere guard?"

"Star, she truly deserves the title of priestess." March 7th acknowledged. Fulisina was the first Emanator she had ever met who cared so much about [ Eternity ].

On the other hand, how did Teacher Ye Yan manage to attract the attention of the [ Eternity ] Aeon? Was it just by drinking milk tea every day without repeating the same thing?

On March 7th, the subconscious had already categorized it as one of the "Top Ten Unsolved Mysteries of the Astral Express."

"No, she's Saintess," Fulisina said with a serious expression.

"Yes, Priestess."

"You... mmm?"

Just as Fulisina was about to retort, Ye Yan took out a bundle of Belobog's specialty red sausages and stuffed them into her mouth.

"Calm down, Miss Saintess of the Church. If you raise your voice any louder, the [ Eternity ] protection might fail."

Fulisina fell silent immediately; her change of expression was so swift that even March 7th and Star didn't have time to react.

" Teacher Ye Yan, is there some kind of magic in your words? How can you make this priestess obey your every word?"

"I know, because he is the Milk Tea Aeon. As everyone knows, the Emanator is the spokesperson for the Aeon's will, so he will listen to what Ye Yan says."

" Eternity has nothing to do with milk tea!"

"Ahem, see that mechanical bridge in the middle? Cross that bridge, and on the other side is hell on earth."

In an instant, everyone who had been chatting and laughing returned to normal and listened attentively to Serval's introduction.

" Architects and follow the [ Preservation ] Aeon also believe in hell?"

"That's right. The Architects believe that hell may exist in every world, a state that will inevitably descend if we don't intervene."

"In the future, some terrible catastrophe will strike. If the wall is not forged under the guidance of [ Preservation ] Qlipoth, the catastrophe will sweep across the stars, turning every world into hell."

"This is the belief of the Architects... But for us, hell is an endless Fragmentum, a group of weary Silvermane Guards, and... the air thick with the smell of death."

"If you want to continue north, you must cross that hell. Are you ready?"

March 7th will be the first day of the month. "Don't worry, we're full of energy right now, let's go all out!"

"Let's go then. Let's figure out a way to get to the other side of the bridge. I've participated in the low-level logic programming of these kinds of piers; they're controlled by several terminals working together. Let's go look for them."

"No need for that trouble."

Under Fulisina's admiring gaze, Ye Yan stepped forward. "Our [ Gate of Myriad Paths ] can't just sit in the warehouse collecting dust. Whether in games or in real life, I always love to use skills as soon as they're available."

"Yeah, I know why you're so bad at games now." Xing nodded in agreement. Back on the Space Station, after testing the Herta's Simulated Universe... with nothing to do, Xing gradually became addicted to her phone.

Xing believed her gaming skills were quite good; she was definitely number one on the train!

Himeko and Welt had never seen them play games, and Dan Heng and March 7th rarely played. After checking and checking... only the Conductor and Ye Yan remained in the huge Astral Express Crew.

Ignoring Pom-Pom, the mascot, Ye Yan is Xing's last target!

If she can beat Ye Yan, then she'll be the best gamer in the Astral Express Crew!

And the result... my friend, was a complete and utter defeat.

Xing still can't figure out how Ye Yan beat her. He has no skill whatsoever; he just clicks wherever the light is on. When it comes to games, Ye Yan is a true old man.

Ironically... every time I challenged this elderly man to a one-on-one fight, he always managed to win in an unexpected way!

Ye Yan's answer was, "[ Eternity ] divine power, kid!"

Okay, next time I'll fill out the very simple one!

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