Honkai: Star Rail: What Kind of Aeon Slacks Off All the Time?
Chapter 94

A milk tea joke

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"Hey, I'm not complaining at all! I'm completely dedicated to [ Trailblaze ]! Not a single complaint! Surprises keep coming one after another, this pace of travel is just what I'm looking for!"

Himeko smiled indulgently, "It seems that Little March has already taken a liking to the Nameless's lifestyle, that's wonderful."

"It seems... Ye Yan hasn't fully adapted yet. But for now, everyone can go back to their rooms to rest, like him, or take a break in this carriage and have a cup of coffee or something. We're all acquaintances now, so please feel free to do as you please."

The mere mention of coffee instantly energizes Xing and March 7th.

"Oh... by the way, have you seen those two from the Church again?" Himeko asked.

"No, the Chair and the priestess have vanished without a trace."

Upon hearing March 7th's answer, Himeko lowered her head slightly, looking somewhat disappointed.

March 7th asked in confusion, " Himeko- neechan, why do you look so sad?"

"It's nothing. It's rare that two friends are interested in my coffee; I'm even planning to give them some."

March 7th:???

What did she hear? Blake and Fulisina were interested in Himeko's coffee?

Come to think of it, it just goes to show that the world is full of wonders. At least, Himeko's coffee does have a refreshing effect, making it suitable for people who work overtime late into the night.

"You underestimated them."

Blake and Fulisina's figures in Xingxin's mind grew even taller.

"Star... I bet you still have quite a few questions about the final battle with the [ Supreme Guardian ] and the [ Stellaron ], don't you?"

"While you were away, Mr. Welt and I made some observations and came to some conclusions. If you need any clarification, feel free to discuss them with us."

Himeko took the initiative to talk to Hoshino, and March 7th and Dan Heng wisely went back to their own rooms.

Seeing March 7th running towards the Party Car, Dan Heng couldn't help but feel a little puzzled.

" Teacher Ye Yan still owes us a weapon upgrade!"

I didn't expect March 7th to still remember this. "You and Xing were both strengthened by Teacher Ye Yan, how come I don't get such a good opportunity?"

After watching March 7th and Dan Heng leave, Himeko explained to Hoshino:

"The train journeys along the Path of Trailblaze, passing through wondrous worlds, encountering vibrant lives, and witnessing beautiful stories."

"The universe is vast and boundless... It's already a miraculous coincidence that we could brush past each other across the sea of stars. If we had the chance to chat, get to know each other, or even travel together... this wonderful probability can perhaps only be explained by [fate]."

Thank you for choosing to be our partner, Xing. I hope I can answer any questions you may have during your journey.

"Then I'd like to talk about Ye Yan."

Himeko:...

"This... I'm afraid it's a bit difficult for me. Why don't you go find him on the second floor of the Party Car yourself? I can talk to you about Jarilo-VI. As the saying goes, those involved are often blinded... perhaps I can help you find the answer from an outsider's perspective."

After a moment of contemplation, Himeko took out the Flame Lance in front of Himeko. When it came to Jarilo-VI, she was most interested in this lance with the [ Preservation ] power.

"[ The Preservation's] gaze... fell upon me at that moment."

Xing recalled the loud noise she heard in the Interstice of Path.

"Are you trying to talk about the [ Preservation ] Aeon? He is an indifferent Aeon, and unless you can maintain the extraordinary fervor of the Interastral Peace Corporation... it will be difficult to obtain any of His power."

Driven by a strong will to Preservation their heritage, the Architects of Belobog persevered for centuries. But as the Fragmentum's corruption deepened, their already fragile faith began to crack.

"That Supreme Guardian, Cocolia... she has probably completely given up on the Path of [ Preservation ]. In contrast to her, you demonstrated an unwavering will to [ Preservation ] in that battle..."

Hoshi interrupted Himeko, somewhat embarrassed, and took out the hourglass necklace and mask. "Actually... there's more than one."

Himeko:???

Hoshino told Himeko everything in detail, and the change in Himeko's expression was clearly visible, from understanding to astonishment.

"You mean... all three Aeon are looking down on you at the same time?!"

"It seems so, but I don't yet know how to use the powers of [ Elation ] and [ Eternity ]. Basically, it's no different from a pendant."

"Hmm..." Himeko pondered, "Judging from the outcome, Qlipoth and the others responded to your strong desire. Your ability to wield the Supreme Guardian's weapon and manipulate that colossus was probably due to that one glance from Him, wasn't it?"

"Speaking of which, it's strange. The Engine of Creation is clearly a native building system of Jarilo-VI, so why does it have an option for [ Eternity ] in its commands?"

"Then we have no idea. If Chair Blake were still alive... perhaps he could tell you the reason?"

Hoshino recounted to Himeko the events that occurred during her battle with Cocolia:

"Based on my analysis, that Supreme Guardian likely suffered from the mental corruption of the [ Stellaron ] in his early years, and all the tragedies that followed originated from this."

"Even the most hateful person has a pitiable side. But the undeniable fact is that Jarilo-VI was nearly destroyed by her."

Mentioning the Stellaron, Xing placed the hourglass necklace in Himeko's hand again, "Why don't you guess what's inside?"

"It's the Stellaron, isn't it?"

Himeko smiled. Destroying the Stellaron was almost an impossible task. Even the Herta couldn't find a way to completely destroy the Stellaron's structure; they could only create conditions to suppress its overflowing energy.

Unexpectedly, the hourglass given by [ Eternity ]... is actually a container capable of absorbing Stellaron, which is thought-provoking.

Meanwhile, the Party Car

"Welcome to the Party Car, dear Nameless. Would you like some drinks and snacks, or would you like to start the [ Party Time ]?"

The " Shut Up " robot at the bar was wiping the glasses and asking for Ye Yan and March 7th's opinions.

"Hmm... do you have any milk tea here?" Ye Yan asked, swirling the wine glass in his hand, his tone serious.

"I'm sorry, Mr. Ye Yan. Our shop doesn't offer any milk tea-related drinks. But... I can tell you one of my best [milk tea jokes]?"

"Hey... Teacher Ye Yan, stop listening to lame jokes." March 7th didn't understand. He could make it himself, so why was he making this beverage robot do it?!

" March 7th passenger, you've hit the nail on the head. I've been thinking about this question... When you're born a robot, does the model number determine your function, or does your function determine your model number?"

"The answer is obviously the latter. A beverage robot shouldn't be bound by its own model." [ Shut Up ]'s words became inspiring.

"So, I'm going to tell a joke about milk tea to ease the awkward atmosphere between us."

Have Mr. Ye Yan and Ms. March 7th ever considered this question: Why is the bubble tea shop owner always so calm?

"Because they're all sick, haha... Explanation: Here, 'sick' sounds like 'ice' in milk tea. Oh~ it's hilarious."

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