"... Shut Up, thank you."
"Oh, you're welcome. It's truly an honor for me, this beverage mixing robot, to receive your praise."
"I told you to Shut Up!"
On March 7th, I rubbed my hands together. After telling this joke, why did the train carriage actually get cold?!
"I already said it's a lame joke, how could it not be lame? This is my latest smart air conditioner. As I finish telling the joke, you'll experience an immersive feeling." Shut Up and took out a mini air conditioner, introducing it to Ye Yan and March 7th:
"You can adjust the intensity to your liking. The current level of [lazy] jokes is moderate. Should I turn it up to high?"
"This robot is a bit too intelligent! Who on earth tuned it to this level?"
March 7th's lips twitched slightly, but he showed no sign of stopping his [ Shut Up ]:
"Sigh~ It seems the passengers on March 7th don't like [cold] jokes. No problem, I have some [hot] jokes here, want to hear them?"
"I have a lot to complain about, but I'll just give up." March 7th gave up on futile resistance.
"When I have the chance, I'll definitely Guild you how to make milk tea."
"Hey... is that the point, Teacher Ye Yan?"
"Don't rush to criticize, Miss March 7th. I've already figured out how to improve your weapon." Ye Yan revealed a mysterious smile; the words " Shut Up " had given him a lot of inspiration.
Cold air... hot air?
March 7th definitely wouldn't like traditional physical methods; who would want such a cute girl to engage in melee combat?
He simply ground the Six-Phased Ice into powder, made some minor modifications, and used magical means to deal with the enemy! That's the Six-Phased Ice spray gun!
Enemies that come into contact with it are instantly frozen into ice blocks. How effective is this strong crowd control debuff?
" Miss March 7th, are you ready to become stronger?"
A cheerful laugh echoed from the sacred cathedral in the Eternity Star Abyss.
"Hahahaha... What has passed will return in Eternity!"
Blake breathed a sigh of relief when Cocolia was handed over to Fulisina.
Blake first offered the milk tea that Ye Yan had bestowed upon him, and the acting priestess walked to his side and bowed to him:
"You're back. Where is Lady Fulisina?" the priestess asked, getting straight to the point.
"Ouch, that hurts. The first thing you asked me when you saw me was where that chuunibyou elf went. Sigh~"
The priestess made no attempt to hide her feelings, her eyes shining with sincerity and fervor. "Yes! I've told you before, my sole purpose in becoming a priestess is for Lady Fulisina!"
"I can understand. Her story has spread far and wide, everyone knows it... after all, I was the one who did the publicity."
"Right! You also think Lady Fulisina is amazing, right?!"
"That figure was so majestic! Like an angel descended to earth! Ah~ what a pity, it's all because my resistance was too weak! I fainted from excitement when I saw that person, and didn't have time to present the ten-thousand-word hymn of praise I wrote for her... How awful!" The priestess's tone was unwilling, and she seemed very regretful.
Blake:...
How come I never noticed before? The new Acting Priest is so enthusiastic!
"Ahem! How are our guests?" Blake asked, bringing up the issue of the Tingyun.
"Very good. During your and Fulisina's absence, I have been sending Miss Tingyun Church scriptures every day... including but not limited to taking her on tours of the Church, daily morning prayers, and hot springs..."
"And most importantly, erase the grief brought on by [ Destruction ] from Miss Tingyun! That wicked being... known by the Xianzhou native as the Author of the Ember's Desolation!"
"I've heard that the Lord Ravager is disguised as her and infiltrating the Xianzhou Luofu. To avoid alerting him, Screwllum has dressed her up to look like me, so there's nothing to worry about!"
"Is that so... Where is it?"
The priestess was momentarily speechless. "Uh... she ran away."
"What?!"
"Please calm down, Chair Blake. You know I'm just a weak Acting Priest. How could I possibly stop the Pathstrider..." The priestess's voice grew softer and softer until it was completely inaudible.
"It's harmless." Blake helped the priestess up. "It's its own business what it does. That cross-dressing fetishist who likes to do random cosplays, I wonder what kind of weird mod Fulisina put on it back then."
"It's my fault, Chair Blake! Don't take your anger out on Lady Fulisina! If you're angry, vent it on me!" The priestess ignored him and grabbed Blake's leg.
"Hey, hey, hey... What kind of behavior is this! Aren't you afraid that the elf will see this?!" Blake tried to struggle, shouting angrily.
"It's alright, Lady Fulisina will understand! I've decided, I'll now imagine you as Lady Fulisina to strengthen my resolve!"
Blake remained silent; this unwavering spirit resonated perfectly with [ Eternity ]! But the timing was somewhat inappropriate!
Never mind all that, Blake is going to say those words now!
"Set sail! Xianzhou [ Luofu ]!"
The large storage room on the second floor of the Party Car is Ye Yan and Xing's room.
March 7th was stunned as he took the water gun, which emanated a chilling aura.
Is this a water gun?
"Ice gun. To be precise, a modified water gun that has been chilled."
"After much thought, I think Miss March 7th's Six-Phased Ice is a perfect match for this ice gun."
"It's not ice! Teacher Ye Yan, have you ever seen such beautiful ice before?"
Despite his ability being described as [ Six-Phased Ice ], March 7th insisted that it wasn't ice, but rather some kind of condensed crystal.
The bows and arrows he used in battle were also made of " Six-Phased Ice," but he was actually not satisfied with his use of bows and arrows.
Therefore, Ye Yan decided to solve the problem at its root, which meant changing his weapon.
"Didn't Miss March 7th often say that none of the powerful figures used bows as weapons?"
"That's right. Because attacking my shield with the arrows I conjured won't do anything at all!" March 7th nodded, maintaining this viewpoint.
"Great, now Miss March 7th can use a water gun... oops! An ice gun as a weapon!"
" Teacher Ye Yan, you just admitted it was a water gun, right?! Hmm~ Isn't that a bit childish?"
"Don't worry," Ye Yan patted his chest and assured him, "I know a very learned professor whose weapon is a piece of chalk... Of course, this isn't funny; everyone's weapon is a matter of personal preference. If Miss March 7th doesn't like the look of a water gun..."
"Hmm, I can change it to the shape of an ice bow. There's no rule that a water gun's appearance can only be limited to a spray gun."
"Putting that aside for now, Teacher Ye Yan, could you tell me how to use it? It can't just be for spraying water, can it?"
"Simple. Miss March 7th just needs to put the Six-Phased Ice here, wait for the ammo to fill up, and then just start shooting at the enemy." Ye Yan returned to the most basic method.