On My First Day at Court, I Spill the Tea and Expose Myself as a Woman Disguised as a Man

[Mind Reading + Gossip + Everyone's Darling + Court Attendance + Changing the Nation's Fate]

On Shen Anxin's first day attending court in her brother's place, the system that brought her into this world finally finishes loading.

Calling itself Chacha, the system promises to help Shen Anxin dig up all the juicy gossip about the people around her.

[I get points for digging up gossip? And I can exchange those points for amazing items? Then count me in! Let's see whose secrets I should dig into first!]

The court officials, imperial relatives, and nobles she regards as lambs ripe for the slaughter suddenly hear the conversation between her and Chacha. It's as bizarre as it is astonishing.

But none of them expect the very first juicy revelation to be Shen Anxin spilling her own scandal involving the crown prince.

Everyone: "What?! His Highness the Crown Prince was almost abducted by Shen Anxin and taken home to be her live-in husband!"

"And the crown prince didn't even resist!"

"Impossible! That's absolutely impossible!"

Yet from that moment on, these supposedly impossible bombshells just keep coming.

[Heavens! The Great Qi dynasty is going to fall in its second generation!]

The Great Qi leadership, having just conquered nine kingdoms and unified the north, is brimming with ambition to develop the nation: !!!

That very night, the seventh prince-the actual future second emperor-is still asleep in his swaddling clothes when his imperial father, eldest brother the crown prince, and numerous other elder brothers take turns waking him up to administer some loving discipline.

Even while scrambling to change the nation's fate, everyone has to keep up with the shocking gossip Shen Anxin uncovers at any moment.

[My dear marquis, take it easy. The child may not be yours, but the wife certainly is.]

[Grand Preceptor, why are you being so meek before the minister? It's his son who can't have children, not your daughter who married into his family.]

[General, your son is completely blinded by love! He's almost given away the entire family fortune, and the other person still sees him as nothing but a pathetic lapdog!]

[Those two officials who are always sniping at each other became pen pals years ago because their letters were delivered to the wrong people. They fell in love, and now each just wants to silence the other for good!]

The ministers suddenly realize that gossip is delightful-as long as it isn't about them.