You Want Me to Be a Primordial Helper, But I Created and Destroyed All Realms?!
Chapter 88

Hongjun Hit the Jackpot! The Three Pure Ones Were So Jealous They Wanted to Split Up!

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The place where the Heavenly Dao Origin.

For the first time in his life, the Sage Hongjun Daozu's Dao Heart, which was in harmony with the Heavenly Dao and indestructible through countless eons, began to beat wildly out of control.

His gaze was fixed on the pitch-black fragment that had fallen from the auspicious nine-colored clouds, and his breath stopped completely.

The Jade Plate of Creation!

The Primordial Treasure of Chaos that records the Three Thousand Great Daos!

He, Hongjun, was able to Prove the Dao and Become a Saint because of the relatively large Fragment of the Jade Plate of Creation that he had luckily obtained at the foot of Buzhou Mountain.

He thought that was the greatest opportunity of his life.

But now, a new fragment, containing different laws of the Great Dao, just like that...

It fell out of his grandson's toy, which he was playing with like "playdough"?

What kind of nonsense is this!

Hongjun felt as if his worldview had been impacted by billions of tons.

He's lived through countless eras; what storms hasn't he weathered?

But what happened today wasn't just outrageous, it was outrageously outrageous that the mother of all people opened the door for the outrageous! It was outrageously outrageous!

He bent down.

For the first time, those fingers, which had deduced the workings of the Heavenly Dao countless times, trembled—a tremor that was not their own.

He picked up the fragment.

It feels smooth and warm to the touch.

A Profound Aura, completely different from his own Dao yet sharing the same origin, surged into his primordial spirit like a burst dam.

Those are the fundamental laws concerning "end" and "destruction"!

This perfectly complements the fragment of "evolution" and "order" that he had previously obtained!

Hongjun's Sage primordial spirit trembled violently.

He felt that his Sage realm, which had already aligned with the Dao of Heaven and was no longer able to advance any further, was actually... loosening!

Once he fully comprehends this fragment, his path will become even more complete!

His authority within the Heavenly Dao will be elevated once again!

He could even glimpse a glimpse of... an opportunity to transcend the Heavenly Dao!

Hongjun's breathing became erratic.

He suddenly looked up at Lin Shen, who was still intently kneading "playdough".

The little guy had no idea what had just happened.

He was kneading that ball of Heavenly Dao Origin into a long noodle, then rolling it into a ball, having a great time.

In Hongjun's heart, shock, ecstasy, gratitude, doting... countless emotions surged like a tidal wave, finally turning into a long sigh filled with supreme joy.

"My good grandson... he really is my good grandson..."

He is now 200% certain that his decision to stay up all night and sneak off to Kunlun Mountain to "steal a child" was the most correct and brilliant decision he has ever made in his life!

What kind of Sage face is this?

What does face matter compared to the Fragment of the Jade Plate of Creation!

Grandpa, what's wrong?

Lin Shen played with it for a while and then noticed that Grandpa Hongjun was staring at the "playdough" in his hand without saying a word.

He looked up and asked in a childish voice, "Do you want to play too?"

As he spoke, he generously offered to give half of the Heavenly Dao Origin in his hand to Hongjun.

"No, no, no, Grandpa doesn't want to play."

Hongjun quickly waved his hand, forcing a smile a hundred times more benevolent than before.

"Grandpa is happy just watching you play."

Joke.

This is "divine mud" that can attract Fragment of the Jade Plate of Creation!

How could he dare to play that game?

He wished he could enshrine this lump of "divine clay" and offer it three sticks of incense every day!

Hongjun looked at Lin Shen, his mind racing.

He definitely wants this Fragment of the Jade Plate of Creation.

But figuring out how to get it is a skill.

Why not just say, "Grandson, give this treasure to Grandpa?"

No way! That's too low-class!

Wouldn't that make me look like those three fools, Three Pure Ones, who only know how to take from their disciples?

He, Hongjun Daozu, takes a high-end "parenting" approach!

We must do this in a Nourishing things silently way, so that Lin Shen will willingly, even happily, "give" me this fragment!

Hongjun's eyes darted around, and a plan came to mind.

He pointed to the dark fragment he held in his hand and said to Lin Shen in a tempting tone, "Little Lin Shen, look, a dark little 'cookie' has fallen out of your 'playdough'."

"Cookies?"

Lin Shen's attention was immediately drawn to it.

He stared at the fragment in Hongjun's hand, his big, dark eyes filled with curiosity.

"Is this edible?"

"This... can't be eaten directly." Hongjun shook his head, a mysterious smile on his face, "But Grandpa can use it to exchange for something even tastier and more fun!"

"Even tastier?"

Lin Shen's mouth immediately began to water.

"Yes!" Hongjun nodded emphatically. "Grandpa can use this 'little cookie' to conjure up a cloud for you... that rains down candy beans! Wherever you go, candy beans of all flavors will fall from the sky, and you can eat as many as you want!"

Clouds that can rain down candy beans?!

Lin Shen's eyes widened instantly!

Wherever I go, Tangdou follows.

Wouldn't that be ten thousand times more powerful than First Master's candy jar?

"Yes! Yes! I want that cloud that rains down candy!"

Lin Shen was so excited that he jumped up from the ground, grabbed Hongjun's Daoist robe with his little hands, and shook it vigorously.

"Okay, okay, Grandpa will transform it for you right away."

Hongjun smiled so hard his eyes narrowed into slits.

He carefully put the Fragment of the Jade Plate of Creation into his sleeve.

Then, in a show of solemnity, he waved his hand towards the sky.

A colorful auspicious cloud slowly gathered above Lin Shen's head.

Pat, pat.

One by one, "law candies" in strawberry, orange, and grape flavors, formed from the purest power of laws, began to fall from the clouds.

Lin Shen opened his little mouth, caught one, and chewed it with a crunch.

"Delicious! So delicious!"

The little guy jumped and danced happily in the rain of candy, completely Beyond the Ninth Heaven about the "dark little cookie".

As Hongjun watched this scene, the corners of his mouth couldn't help but turn up, his eyes filled with the shrewd light of a successful scheme.

Without shedding a drop of blood!

In exchange for a "Candy Bean Cloud," he obtained a Fragment of the Jade Plate of Creation, enough to drive even Sage mad!

He gave himself a perfect score for this move!

He made his decision.

When I get back to Kunlun Mountain, I must show off this new treasure to those three idiots, Three Pure Ones, in a proper and "casual" way!

Kunlun Mountain.

The Three Pure Ones have almost demolished their home.

Taiqing Laozi ransacked his Eight Sceneries Palace, piling up all sorts of rare spiritual fruits and Nine Revolutions Golden Elixir into small mountains, completely filling Lin Shen's bedroom.

Yuanshi Tianzun worked tirelessly, expending countless efforts, and finally completed the "Pangu's Creation of the World Holographic Simulator". Now the entire Yuxu Palace has been transformed into a huge, immersive virtual game world.

The Tongtian Jiaozhu is even more exaggerated.

He melted down all the treasures he had obtained from the three thousand powerful beings!

Using the Chaos Star Core Iron as the track and various Innate Spiritual Treasure as decorations, a "Immortal Slaying Sword Formation Coaster" stretching for thousands of miles and shimmering with seven-colored treasure light was forcibly created above Biyou Palace!

After finishing all this, the three of them were so tired that they felt weak.

But looking at their "masterpiece," they all wore satisfied smiles.

"Hmph! That old man Hongjun, all he knows is petty favors." The Tongtian Jiaozhu, hands on his hips, looked at his roller coaster with a smug expression. "When my disciple comes back and sees this, he'll definitely forget all about his so-called secret base!"

"Third brother, you are mistaken." Yuanshi Tianzun stood with his hands behind his back, looking aloof. "Your roller coaster is nothing but a pile of brute force. How can it compare to my 'simulator' which contains the profound principles of creation?"

"Alright, stop arguing." Taiqing Laozi waved his hand, adopting the demeanor of an elder brother. "When my little disciple returns, let him choose for himself. I bet he'll love the mountain of snacks I prepared for him the most."

Just as the three brothers were praising each other and fantasizing about the wonderful scene of Lin Shen rushing into their arms after his return,

Two figures appeared silently on the training ground.

It was Hongjun and Lin Shen.

"Master! We're back!" Lin Shen called out, his mouth still full of candy.

"My Beloved Disciple!"

Three Pure Ones's eyes lit up, and he immediately rushed forward to show off his "hard work".

But the next second, they all froze.

They saw that the old man Hongjun was smiling as he pulled out a piece of... a dark, seemingly ordinary... Jade Disc fragment from his sleeve.

Then, in front of them, he slowly joined the fragment together with the larger Jade Disc fragment in the Auspicious Cloud above his head!

Buzz--

The moment the two Fragment of the Jade Plate of Creation merged into one!

An immense and terrifying pressure from the Great Dao, even more vast and terrifying than that from Nuwa, erupted with a deafening roar!

The Heavenly Laws of the entire Kunlun Mountain, no, the entire Primordial World, trembled at this moment!

The Three Pure Ones' faces gradually crumbled, eventually turning a dark green.

Tongtian felt a sharp pain in his chest, as if his heart had shattered into dumpling filling.

The Yuanshi Tianzun felt that his "Pangu Banner Instruction Manual," which he hadn't even had a chance to show off yet, suddenly lost its appeal and even became a bit too hot to handle.

Taiqing Laozi's vision went black, and he almost spat out a mouthful of blood, fainting on the spot.

They worked tirelessly here on infrastructure projects, facing immense challenges and setbacks.

As it turned out, the old man Hongjun took his disciples out for a stroll...

I've gotten another Fragment of the Jade Plate of Creation?

Are you trying to kill us?!

"Big brother... Second Brother..."

Even the voice of the Tongtian Jiaozhu trembled.

"I... I want to separate from the family..."

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