The Three Pure Ones Went Crazy! Kunlun Mountain Was Opening School!

"Eldest brother... Second Brother... I... I want to separate from the family..."

The voice of the Tongtian Jiaozhu trembled, and it sounded like he was crying.

He stared intently at the high platform, watching as Hongjun Daozu slowly merged the two Fragment of the Jade Plate of Creation into one.

That perfect, all-encompassing aura of the Great Dao gradually crushed his proud Pangu Dao Heart.

Grind into powder.

It hurts so much!

It really hurts!

The three brothers are the true descendants of Pangu's True Lineage, the pinnacle of the Primordial World.

The competition for their beloved disciple's favor has escalated to the point where they're practically tearing Kunlun Mountain apart.

The eldest brother, Taiqing, brought out all his treasured pills and spiritual fruits, turning his disciple's bedroom into a treasure trove of snacks.

The Second Brother, Yuanshi, worked tirelessly day and night, exhausting all his energy to create what he called the "Pangu Creates the Heavens Simulator".

He himself was a ruthless man. He melted down all the treasures he had swindled from three thousand powerful figures in one go, just to create a roller coaster that his disciple would like!

They thought they had given it their all.

They thought that when their disciple returned and saw all this, he would be moved to tears, rush into their arms, and never pay any more attention to that old man Hongjun.

But what's the reality?

The reality is that the old man Hongjun simply took his disciple out for a "stroll".

When he returned, he had another Fragment of the Jade Plate of Creation that would drive any Sage mad!

What's this called?

This is called Dimensional Strike!

While you're still painstakingly digging the ground with a hoe, someone else is driving a combine harvester right over your field!

How can we play like this?

It's unplayable!

"We must separate! We absolutely must separate!"

The more the Tongtian Jiaozhu thought about it, the angrier he became, and his eyes turned red.

"This is unbearable! The three of us are fighting tooth and nail here, and that old man gets all the limelight!"

"I'm not staying in Kunlun Mountain anymore! I'll take my apprentice to the East China Sea to build Jin'ao Island, and go out to sea with him every day to blast fish. Isn't that better than suffering this humiliation here?"

The face of the Yuanshi Tianzun had turned completely black.

The "Pangu Banner Instruction Manual" that he was so proud of, which he had originally intended to use to suppress the entire scene, now felt as heavy as a ton of bricks.

It was so hot that his fingertips hurt.

Take it out?

Is there any point in bringing this up now?

Compared to those two perfectly combined Jade Plate of Creation, what is this "instruction manual" of mine?

It's just a pathetic "free gift"!

Utter disgrace!

This was the greatest insult he, Yuanshi Tianzun, had ever suffered since he gained sentience!

"Third brother is right!"

Yuanshi Tianzun gritted his teeth, each word seeming to be squeezed out from between his teeth.

"We really can't stay in the Kunlun Mountain any longer!"

"Brother, I think the three of us should go our separate ways!"

Looking at his two younger brothers who were on the verge of going berserk, Taiqing Laozi felt only bitterness in his heart.

He let out a long sigh.

That sigh was filled with helplessness, heartache, and deep contempt for Hongjun's inhuman behavior.

He knew that his two younger brothers had truly been shaken to the point of losing their Dao Heart this time.

If they don't come up with a solution soon, the Pangu Three Pure Ones, and Pangu) might really have to fulfill their destiny and separate here today.

But what's the solution?

Trying to reason with Hongjun? Don't be ridiculous, the Sage himself is the principle.

Fighting him? That's just asking for trouble.

Just as the Three Pure Ones' Daoist heart was on the verge of collapse, and a tragic family drama of "brothers fighting each other" was about to unfold on Kunlun Mountain.

A sweet, childlike voice, carrying the scent of candy, saved them.

"First Master, Second Master, Third Master, what's wrong with you?"

Lin Shen jogged down from beside Hongjun, still holding the cloud that would rain down candy beans in his hands.

He saw that his three Masters all had dark faces and seemed very unhappy.

He tilted his head, looking completely puzzled.

"Don't you like Lin Shen anymore?"

The little one's voice carried a hint of cautious grievance and unease.

"Do you all think that Lin Shen doesn't want you anymore just because he went out to play with Grandpa?"

These calls warmed the cold, broken hearts of the Three Pure Ones.

They suddenly looked up at Lin Shen.

The little one was looking up, his big, clear, dark eyes filled with worry and tension.

He was afraid his Master would abandon him.

At this moment, Three Pure Ones's heart was deeply moved.

Yes.

They're fighting over a girl here, arguing about splitting up and breaking up the family.

But they forgot that this little guy was the one who depended on them the most and cared about them the most.

"How could that be!"

The Tongtian Jiaozhu was the first to react. He immediately squatted down and pulled Lin Shen into his arms tightly.

"My Beloved Disciple, how could your Master abandon you!"

His voice was choked with emotion.

"The Master are afraid... afraid that you'll be tricked by some other old man!"

"No! Lin Shen loves his Master the most!"

Lin Shen stretched out his chubby little hands, hugged Tongtian's neck tightly, and planted a big kiss on his cheek.

"Grandpa is good too, but my Master are the best!"

This kiss, these words, are more powerful than any elixir of life.

It instantly healed all the wounds of the Three Pure Ones.

The Tongtian Jiaozhu felt his heart, which had been shattered into dumpling filling, come back to life!

The Yuanshi Tianzun felt his Dao Heart, which was on the verge of collapse, being perfectly glued back together!

Taiqing Laozi felt his aged and weary heart instantly become ten thousand years younger!

"Hahaha! Did you hear that, old man Hongjun!"

The Tongtian Jiaozhu, holding Lin Shen, proudly showed off to Hongjun on the high platform.

"My apprentice said! We are the best!"

Hongjun Daozu watched this scene, simply chuckling and stroking his beard, offering no rebuttal.

He knew it perfectly well.

Although he himself won in terms of face (by obtaining the most precious treasure), the Three Pure Ones won in terms of substance (by gaining the true loyalty of their disciples).

But it doesn't matter.

We're all family anyway, the meat will rot in the pot.

"Alright, alright, now that our disciple is back, let's quickly show him the surprise we've prepared!" Taiqing Laozi said with a smile, trying to smooth things over. He couldn't wait to see Lin Shen's adorable expression of shock at his "mountain of snacks."

"Yes, yes, yes! My Beloved Disciple, come and see!" The Tongtian Jiaozhu also got excited and pulled Lin Shen towards the Biyou Palace: "Your Third Master built you a roller coaster that's one of a kind in the entire Primordial World!"

"Disciple, don't rush, come here to your master first!" Yuanshi Tianzun stepped forward, blocking their way. "My 'simulator' is the most advanced!"

A new round of competition for favor is about to erupt.

Lin Shen suddenly stopped in his tracks.

He glanced at his three Masters, then at Nuwa and Fuxi, who stood beside him with expectant expressions.

He remembered his earlier suggestion.

"Master, didn't we agree to find more people to play with me?"

Lin Shen asked in a childish voice, "When do we start?"

Upon hearing this, the Three Pure Ones simultaneously stopped moving.

Yes!

I almost forgot about the important matter!

Compared to those Old Fellow' jealousy and rivalry, my apprentice's "playmate plan" is much more important!

"Yes! My Beloved Disciple is right!" Taiqing Laozi slapped his forehead and immediately said, "The matter of accepting disciples is of paramount importance to Kunlun Mountain and cannot be delayed!"

"My intention is to immediately proclaim this to the Primordial World!" Yuanshi Tianzun added solemnly, "It is decided that a hundred years from now, at Kunlun Mountain, the Mountain Gate will be opened wide to recruit disciples!"

"A hundred years is too long! Seize the day!"

The Grand Tongtian Jiaozhu waved his hand, his heroic spirit soaring to the heavens.

"I think we should set it for ten years from now! We'll issue the 'admission brochure' now!"

"Good!"

The Three Pure Ones immediately reached an agreement.

They decided to spread this news throughout the entire Primordial World immediately!

They're going to hold an unprecedented, grandest, most solemn, and coolest Admission Ceremony!

They wanted the whole Primordial World to know that school was starting in Kunlun Mountain!

The Tongtian Jiaozhu was the first to take action.

He summoned the Chaos Star Core Iron that he had just "snatched" from Duobao.

With fingers extended like swords, the sword's energy surges forth.

On that dark golden divine iron, several large characters containing the supreme True Meaning of Sword Dao were carved in a flowing, elegant style:

"Kunlun Mountain Immortal Academy is now enrolling!"

"Food and lodging included! Master super handsome! Little apprentice is super cute!"

"Those who perform exceptionally well will have the chance to receive a clay sculpture made by the apprentice himself!"

After finishing writing, he blew away the iron filings with satisfaction.

Then, with supreme magical power, he threw this piece of divine iron, powerful enough to break the head of Daluo Golden Immortal, directly into the Primordial World sky!

The divine iron transformed into a golden stream of light, hanging high in the heavens.

The words above shone with boundless light, illuminating the entire Primordial Land!

In an instant, throughout the entire Primordial World, all beings that had awakened their intelligence—whether powerful beings cultivating in seclusion deep in the mountains, colossal beasts slumbering in the seabed, or Asura struggling in the Blood Sea —...

Everyone saw this, which is arguably the most outrageous and tempting recruitment advertisement in the history of the Primordial World...

The entire Primordial World was in complete uproar!