Naruto: The Uchiha's Great Demon King

(This story is primarily a comedy. "Demon King of Chaos" refers to outrageous antics, not overpowered combat abilities.)

As the Uchiha clan's resident Demon King of Chaos, Uchiha Yato has taken shameless behavior to such heights that he ranks number one in Konoha.

Hiruzen Sarutobi says, "What? That guy again? Hurry, bring me my emergency heart medication!"

Danzo Shimura: "Aren't the Uchiha supposed to care about their dignity? How did they produce someone this utterly shameless?"

Madara Uchiha: "Thank goodness I didn't choose him back then. Otherwise, my glorious Eye of the Moon Plan would've been dead before it even began."

Jiraiya: "That shameless bastard is slandering me again! I'm going to confront him and settle this once and for all. I'll bring Orochimaru along so we can fight him together... though I'm not sure even the two of us can beat him."

Meanwhile, Uchiha Yato mutters, "Didn't they seem pretty happy? Why does every last one of them hate me so much?"