Su Liu's Feel-Good Novel Script

The Simulation continued, and Su Ming reluctantly kept watching.

[After mocking you, you planned to take Snow Empress to the Ice and Fire Yin Yang Well. You had no intention of bringing Ice Empress along—after all, one more person meant one more share of the Immortal Herbs. But who was Ice Empress? She wasn't the type to reason with you.]

[The three of you traveled together to the Ice and Fire Yin Yang Well, where you encountered Dugu Bo, who was relying on the well to suppress his poison. Because Dugu Bo had helped you in the first two simulations, you tossed all five Earth Dragon Golden Melons to him and told him to leave.]

[Dugu Bo was unwilling, but after Snow Empress gave him a single look, he immediately became obedient.]

[After Dugu Bo left, the place became your private garden.]

[You immediately began plucking Immortal Herbs, consuming and refining them. Although Ice Empress and Snow Empress did not recognize most of the Immortal Herbs in the Ice and Fire Yin Yang Well, they could still use their senses to find the herbs they needed.]

[A year later, the Ice and Fire Yin Yang Well had been almost completely divided among you, Ice Empress, and Snow Empress. The remaining Immortal Herbs were practically useless to you.]

[After eating a pile of Immortal Herbs, your foundation had only increased by a little over ten points, reaching 413%. Your strength had improved, but your Martial Soul had not received any further enhancement.]

[Snow Empress and Ice Empress, however, had used the Immortal Herbs to strengthen their foundations, allowing them to break through the seven-hundred-thousand-year and four-hundred-thousand-year tribulations ahead of time.]

[Your cultivation did not rise rapidly just because you had accumulated Immortal Herbs. To condense Soul Rings, you needed Wind Element—an endless supply of Wind Element.]

[You began wandering all over the continent, searching for and absorbing Wind Element so you could condense your own Soul Rings and break through.]

[Snow Empress followed you the entire way without complaint, often engaging in some inconspicuous little interactions with you along the road.]

[Ice Empress, who trailed behind you, felt as if her head had turned green. Then she stared at her own green hair and fell into deep thought. Shortly afterward, for some reason known only to her, she dyed her hair white.]

[You were speechless and couldn't understand why Ice Empress had dyed her hair. However, looking at the white-haired, green-eyed loli Ice Empress, you felt that she had a unique charm.]

[Then you were beaten again. After breaking through to four hundred thousand years, Ice Empress's fists had become even more vicious. Unfortunately, when they struck you, they could only stir up a few gentle breezes.]

[Ice Empress was deeply frustrated. She sought comfort from Snow Empress and accused you of being a pervert and a scumbag who stared at her little legs all day long.]

[Looking at you and Ice Empress, Snow Empress found herself caught between a rock and a hard place. One was her close kinswoman, while the other was her good friend of ten thousand years.]

[Two questions now lay before Snow Empress: should she love the fragrant, soft little Wind Spirit, or her good friend of ten thousand years? Snow Empress thought for a full two seconds before making her choice. Naturally, she chose the fragrant, soft little Wind Spirit. Friends could always be found again, but if the fragrant, soft little Wind Spirit disappeared, he would truly be gone.]

[You successfully received Snow Empress's super-invincible, generous bosom embrace. Your evaluation was: fragrant, soft, cool, and enormous.]

[Ice Empress watched as Snow Empress actually chose you and even spoke up for you, saying that you were still a child. Ice Empress nearly died of anger on the spot, as if she were about to hand you all of Lord Ice Empress's inheritance.]

[After this little interlude, the three of you continued on your journey. As for a certain herb, it was still in the Ice and Fire Yin Yang Well, desperately searching for the Transformation Herb that Ice Empress had already eaten.]

[In the fifth year of the Simulation, the three of you had already traveled throughout the Douluo Continent. The only place you had yet to visit was the core area of the Star Dou Great Forest.]

[In five years, you had rapidly risen from a Soul Scholar at the beginning to a Soul Saint. You only needed Wind Element equivalent to a few Limit Douluo before you could break through Rank 80 and become a Soul Douluo.]

[For you, cultivating and breaking through was as simple as eating and drinking. You only needed to keep playing, passively absorbing some Wind Element while you played, and then you could break through. It looked simple, and in reality, it was simple.]

[After reaching the Soul Saint level, you planned to settle a small score. If you remembered correctly from the Su Wu Simulation, Bibi Dong had been your enemy. You also had an agreement with Xiao Wu, and as someone who always kept his promises, you naturally had to fulfill the one you had made.]

[You brought Ice Empress and Snow Empress with you as you descended upon Spirit Hall. Without giving Spirit Hall any time to react, you had Snow Empress knock Bibi Dong unconscious and seal all cultivation related to Soul Power. Then you took her away and dumped her in Nuoding City to meet Yu Xiaogang.]

[Afterward, when Bibi Dong woke up, she was horrified to discover that she could not activate her Soul Power, Soul Bones, or Martial Soul. The only power she could still use was spiritual power, something Snow Empress was not yet particularly skilled with.]

[At this moment, Bibi Dong was still wearing her papal uniform. She examined herself and found that, aside from feeling a little dizzy in the head, she had no unusual pain anywhere else.]

[Just as Bibi Dong was wondering what had happened, several hooligans who had appeared from who knew where approached her lecherously, then reached out their evil claws toward her.]

[The scene Ice Empress had imagined, in which you came to save this female human, did not happen. You continued standing beside her, eating sunflower seeds with great relish.]

[Ice Empress found your appearance utterly incomprehensible and questioned you: "You perverted, useless loli-con, weren't you planning to play the hero and save the beauty? Why aren't you taking action now that she's about to suffer at their hands and win her heart?"]

[You were astonished. You couldn't understand—did you really look that much like Cao Cao? Why had Ice Empress mistaken you for a pervert who liked old women?]

[Of course, when you called her old, you did not mean her age. The Bibi Dong in this Simulation was still quite alluring. She was nothing like the awful character model of Bibi Dong in the anime you had watched.]

[The Bibi Dong in the Simulation was not as beautiful as Snow Empress, but she was not far behind. Looking at her, you thought that if your bodily functions had not made it unnecessary, you could probably have performed the meaning of "standing proudly" in front of Ice Empress and Snow Empress.]

["Do I really look that desperate? She's beautiful, sure, but she's nothing special." You felt nothing for Bibi Dong. Strictly speaking, you had no feelings for her emotionally. Whether you felt anything physically was another matter entirely. After all, with Su Wu and Ah Yin as precedents, you felt that if Bibi Dong ended up doing something similar, there would be nothing to say.]

[Snow Empress embraced you from behind, your head buried in her soft, full breasts. She was very satisfied with your answer, and before she knew it, she had begun to develop a possessive desire toward you.]

[For spirits like you, who had essentially been nurtured by heaven and earth, even the appearance of one in this world was extremely rare. Two was even more difficult.]

[Having been lonely for ten thousand years, Snow Empress naturally developed a possessive desire toward you. It was not obvious yet, but she had already begun acting much more intimately with you.]

"Oh, no, no, no!!! I'm obviously furious!!!" Su Ming was sour. He was practically turning into a lemon spirit.