When Shit Hits the Fan

[Previously, your simulated self taunted your real self, and you were intensely jealous that he could have a beauty in each arm.]

[Watching the Snow Empress treat you so affectionately, the Ice Empress would have been lying if she said she was not envious. But there was nothing she could do. If she had only one of her own kind left, she would probably treasure them even more than the Snow Empress did.]

[Just as Bibi Dong was about to be violated, Yu Xiaogang happened to pass by. He saw Bibi Dong in the alley, and she saw him too. They stared at each other from a distance.]

[After a long while, Yu Xiaogang hurried away like a passerby who had seen nothing, muttering a curse about his rotten luck.]

[Seeing Yu Xiaogang actually ignore her, Bibi Dong's thoughts churned. Her lovesick mind filled in the blanks: he was simply too weak to save her, and had gone to fetch help.]

[That was what Bibi Dong told herself, but her expression grew ugly as the thugs drew closer. They had already begun stripping, ready to take advantage of all the time they had without interruptions and get straight down to business.]

[Bibi Dong wanted to muster her Mental Power to kill the thugs, but possessing it was all she could do. She could not even perform the most basic act of projecting it outside her body, let alone attack anyone with it.]

[With Bibi Dong on the verge of being assaulted, the Ice Empress looked at your indifferent face and snorted coldly. With a casual wave of her hand, a head-sized chunk of ice crashed down onto the thugs' heads, leaving them reeling.]

[The Ice Empress mocked you, calling you an inhuman brute for being willing to watch a beautiful woman suffer. She asked whether, if she and the Snow Empress were ever violated, you would stand by and watch coldly too.]

[You pointed out that Bibi Dong was your enemy. Why should you help her?]

[In the end, the matter went unresolved amid your endless arguing with the Ice Empress.]

[In the eighth year of the Simulation, you reached the Limit Douluo realm once more, though neither your talent nor your foundations could compare to Su Wu's. During this time, you forgot a few unimportant matters, then began approaching Dugu Bo and establishing the West Wind Church.]

[You threw yourself into your work, gradually distancing yourself from the Snow Empress and the Ice Empress. You knew it, but over the next eighteen years, you would have to race against time to gather faith.]

[This time, you were bolder in how you gathered faith. Whether from soul beasts or humans, you collected it all. You were determined to become a god this time.]

[After failing to find the Transformation Herb in the Ice and Fire Yin Yang Well, she began to wonder whether she had remembered incorrectly, and there had never been any Transformation Herb here at all.]

Su Ming found this bit of narration strange. *What did it mean, remembered incorrectly? Had Ah Yin been to the Ice and Fire Yin Yang Well before?* He cast a suspicious glance at Ah Yin, who was still recuperating in her flowerpot, then continued watching the Simulation.

[You devoted yourself entirely to your work. Your greatest enemy was the Silver Dragon King. She had to die, and was already on your kill list. You could never be satisfied until you killed her.]

[During this time, though you did not know what had happened, Bibi Dong broke with Yu Xiaogang and subsequently killed him.]

[The Snow Empress and the Ice Empress remained by your side, but your life held far less fun and far more administrative work. To keep the West Wind Church firmly under your control, you followed Su Wu's example and used clones to manage every church under your name, while beginning to establish trade links.]

[After more or less sorting out the West Wind Church's affairs on the continent, you prepared to go to the Heaven Dou Empire to get the Vast Sea Cosmic Shroud.]

[Through some underhanded methods, you simply borrowed the Vast Sea Cosmic Shroud—with no intention of ever returning it.]

[As for whether anyone had noticed you, you stated that anyone capable of spotting your little tricks was now underground, reunited with their ancestors.]

[Then, for some inexplicable reason, Qian Renxue discovered you. Once she had, you considered that the West Wind Church would still need Spirit Hall's support in the future and stayed for the time being.]

[In Qian Renxue's bedchamber, you were curious about how she had discovered you, so you asked her directly.]

[Though Qian Renxue hesitated a little, she still told you the truth. Strictly speaking, she had not discovered you; her martial soul had.]

[As the ruler of the skies, the Angel God martial soul possessed a unique influence and control over the sky, even though it could not directly manipulate the Wind Element.]

[It was similar to drawing upon the power of heaven and earth, except that Qian Renxue's angel martial soul could only draw upon heaven's power, not earth's.]

[After gaining a rough understanding, you revealed your cultivation and demanded that Qian Renxue have Spirit Hall support the West Wind Church.]

[Sensing your powerful aura, Snake Lance Douluo and Ci Xue Douluo could not help trembling, terrified that you might kill them in an instant.]

[Seeing this, you felt that being powerful really did make things convenient. You did not need to beat around the bush with anyone; you only had to focus on expanding your influence. As for everything else, anyone who objected would receive a live warning from your Limit Douluo cultivation.]

[After this, you reached a temporary agreement with Spirit Hall. Wherever there was a Spirit Hall Branch, Spirit Hall would support the West Wind Church in every aspect.]

[During this period, Qian Renxue invited you to a meeting. This time, she brought Qian Daoliu and Golden Crocodile with her and extended an olive branch to you. Qian Daoliu and Golden Crocodile unleashed their pressure, intending to see how you would react.]

[You thought nothing of it. To someone with four times a Limit Douluo's combat strength, Qian Daoliu and Golden Crocodile's pressure was like two kittens hissing at you—and trying to climb onto your head to take a shit while they were at it.]

[With invincible strength that would now make even the Ice Empress and the Snow Empress marvel, your pride was immense. Naturally, you had to retaliate against such a provocation. However, you did not intend to reveal your ridiculously overwhelming strength. You planned to give the three of them a bigger, more shocking taste of revenge.]

[After your talks fell apart, you turned and strode out of the Crown Prince Residence. As the saying went, real men never looked back at explosions.]

[The moment you stepped out of the Crown Prince Residence, an explosion boomed. The residence's Septic Tank instantly blew apart, sending countless bits of excrement flying through the air. Some belonged to the maids, some to Qian Renxue, and some to Ci Xue and Snake Lance.]

[Fortunately, Qian Renxue and the others reacted in time, using soul power to block the excrement raining from the sky. Otherwise, under your control, Qian Renxue's own shit would have landed right on her head, giving her a real-life taste of shit hitting the crown.]

[You felt a little disappointed. Since Qian Renxue and the others had erected soul power barriers to seal themselves off from the outside, you could no longer use excrement to torment her.] ```

"Kid, you really are unbeatable. You're even playing with shit now. Bravo." Su Ming did not think he was that twisted. Surely my Limit Douluo cultivation couldn't be toxic?