Douluo: Infinite Simulations, Plans for the Future
Chapter 18

Imminent Excrement Disaster

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As mentioned previously, the you in the simulation provoked the you in reality, and you were extremely jealous that the other party could hold beauties in both arms.

Ice Empress watched you being treated so intimately by Snow Empress, and to say she was not envious would be a lie, but she had no choice; if only one of her own race had been left to her, she reckoned she would have cherished the other person even more than Snow Empress did.

Just as Bibi Dong was about to be defiled, Yu Xiaogang happened to pass by. He saw Bibi Dong in the alley entrance, and Bibi Dong saw him too. The two of them stood far apart, gazing at each other.

After a long while, Yu Xiaogang walked away hastily like a passerby who had seen nothing, muttering under his breath that he had terrible luck.

Seeing that Yu Xiaogang actually ignored her, Bibi Dong's mind churned with thoughts. Her lovesick brain concocted a fantasy, rationalizing that Yu Xiaogang could not save her because his strength was too weak, and that he had gone to fetch reinforcements.

Bibi Dong thought this, but looking at the few punks getting closer and closer, her expression turned very ugly. They had already begun to untie their belts, preparing to take advantage of the ample time and lack of interruptions to launch a direct assault on Bibi Dong.

Bibi Dong wanted to mobilize her mental power to kill these punks, but she only possessed empty mental power and could not even manage the most basic external projection of mental power, let alone use it to attack people.

Just as Bibi Dong was about to suffer a tragic fate, Ice Empress looked at you standing by indifferently. She let out a cold snort and casually waved her hand, causing a head-sized chunk of ice to smash down and shatter the heads of the few punks in a dizzying mess.

Ice Empress mocked you, ridiculing you as a beast devoid of human decency who was actually willing to watch a beauty suffer persecution, asking if she and Snow Empress would be destroyed one day, would you also just stand by and watch coldly.

You stated that you had a grudge against her, so why on earth should you help her?

In the end, this matter was dropped amidst the endless bickering between you and Ice Empress.

In the eighth year of the simulation, you once again ascended to the realm of Limit Douluo, except that your innate foundation was inferior to Su Wu's. During this period, you forgot some insignificant matters, and then you began to contact Dugu Bo and started establishing the West Wind Church.

You poured your heart and soul into your career, gradually growing distant from Snow Empress and Ice Empress. You knew this, but for the next eighteen years, you had to race against time to gather faith.

This time, your method of gathering faith was even bolder. Whether they were soul beasts or humans, you were harvesting them all, determined to become a god through this endeavor.

And after failing to seek the Transformation Herb in the Ice and Fire Yin Yang Well, she doubted whether she had remembered wrongly and that there was actually no Transformation Herb here at all.

Su Ming looked at this line of narration and found it a bit strange. What did it mean by remembering wrongly? Could it be that Ah Yin had also been to the Ice and Fire Yin Yang Well before? He cast a suspicious glance at Ah Yin, who was still recuperating inside her potted plant, and then continued reading the simulation.

You poured your heart and soul into your own career. Your greatest enemy was Silver Dragon King; she had to die and was already on your must-kill list. If you did not kill Silver Dragon King, you would be extremely unreconciled.

During this period, you were unclear about what happened, but Bibi Dong broke with Yu Xiaogang, and subsequently Bibi Dong killed Yu Xiaogang.

Snow Empress and Ice Empress still accompanied you by your side, except that you had much less fun around you and many more government affairs. In order to firmly control the West Wind Church in your hands, you learned from Su Wu and used avatars to manage all the West Wind Churches under your name, while also beginning to establish trade relations.

After you solved the West Wind Church matters on the mainland more or less, you prepared to go to the Heaven Dou Empire to take the Vast Sea Cosmic Shroud.

Through some shady means, you directly borrowed the Vast Sea Cosmic Shroud, except that you had no intention of returning it.

As for whether anyone noticed you, you indicated that anyone who could notice your petty actions had already gone underground to reunite with their ancestors.

Then, you were inexplicably discovered by Qian Renxue. After being discovered by Qian Renxue, you considered that the West Wind Church would still need Spirit Hall's backing in the future, so you stayed temporarily.

Inside Qian Renxue's bedchamber, you were very curious about how Qian Renxue had discovered you, and you directly asked her about it.

Although Qian Renxue hesitated a little, she still told the truth honestly. Strictly speaking, it was not she who had discovered you, but rather Qian Renxue's martial soul that had discovered you.

As the overlord of the skies, the Angel Martial Soul did not have direct manipulation of the Wind Element, but it possessed a unique control and influence over the sky.

It was similar to mobilizing the Power of Heaven and Earth, but Qian Renxue's Angel Martial Soul could only mobilize the power of heaven and was unable to mobilize the power of earth.

After roughly understanding this, you displayed your cultivation and demanded that Qian Renxue have Spirit Hall support the West Wind Church.

Snake Lance Douluo and Ci Xue felt your powerful imposing aura and trembled involuntarily, terrified that you would instantly obliterate them the next moment.

Seeing this, you felt that having strong strength was really convenient. There was no need to talk in circles with others; you just needed to work hard to develop your forces, and for everything else, if anyone refused to submit, a warning line of Limit Douluo cultivation would suffice.

After this incident, you temporarily reached a cooperation with the Spirit Hall faction, and Spirit Hall would provide all-aspect support to the West Wind Church in places where there was a Spirit Hall Branch.

During this period, you were invited by Qian Renxue. For this invitation, Qian Renxue brought Qian Daoliu and Golden Crocodile, and she extended an olive branch to you. Qian Daoliu and Golden Crocodile released their pressure, intending to see how you would react.

You took this in stride. The pressure from Qian Daoliu and Golden Crocodile, to someone like you who possessed four times the combat power of a Limit Douluo, was like two little kittens hissing at you while trying to climb onto your head to shit.

As someone embodying invincible strength, whose might Ice Empress and Snow Empress now had to sigh at upon seeing you, your arrogance was extraordinarily high. Having been provoked like this, of course you wanted revenge, but you did not intend to reveal your heaven-defying strength. Instead, you planned to deliver a much larger and more impactful revenge to the three of them.

After your talks with them collapsed, you turned around and strode out of the Crown Prince Residence. As the saying goes, a real man never looks back at an explosion.

Just as you stepped out of the Crown Prince Residence, a loud explosion rang out. The septic tank of the Crown Prince Residence exploded instantly, and countless grains of five-grain reincarnation matter flew wildly through the air, among which were those of the maids, Qian Renxue, Ci Xue, and Snake Lance.

Fortunately, Qian Renxue and the others reacted in time, using their soul power to isolate the five-grain reincarnation matter falling from the sky. Otherwise, under your control, Qian Renxue's five-grain reincarnation matter would have immediately fallen right onto Qian Renxue's head, letting the other party experience firsthand what a real-life imminent excrement disaster felt like.

You felt a bit regretful; since Qian Renxue and the others had propped up their soul power to isolate the outside world, you had no way to use the five-grain reincarnation matter to plague Qian Renxue anymore.

"Kid, you've really become invincible, actually starting to play with shit. 666." Su Ming felt that he couldn't possibly be this perverted; it couldn't be that his Limit Douluo cultivation was toxic, could it?

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