Grab a Seat and Spill the Tea: The Princess Has Another Bombshell!

[Juicy Gossip + Mind Reading + Everyone's Darling + Dad-Trolling + Laugh-Out-Loud Comedy]

She transmigrates into a cannon-fodder little princess, only to start on hell difficulty: her tyrant of a deadbeat dad wants her beaten to death!

[You rotten dad! Even a vicious tiger won't eat its own cubs, yet you want to kill your own daughter! No wonder someone eventually offs you and hangs your head on the city wall for three days and nights, with crows pecking out both your eyes. Serves you right.]

The tyrant: "..."

He hurriedly feels his neck. Thank goodness-his head is still attached, and his eyes still work.

[What?! Beauty Liu is having a secret tryst with some other man in her palace! Ooh, this is delicious...]

[Bombshell! Concubine Li is admiring the moon with her childhood sweetheart in the rear gardens! Legendary! She really doesn't give a damn about my rotten dad.]

[Holy crap! The baby Consort Shu is carrying isn't even my rotten dad's! He's been cuckolded so badly, the green hat on his head could double as a pasture for horses! Hahaha, I'm dying!]

The tyrant: "..."

The green hat on his head could double as a pasture for horses?

[I'll collect my tyrant dad's severed head-and all my imperial brothers' heads, too. Sigh. I'm such a kind little angel.]

The tyrant: "..."

Her imperial brothers: "..."

Are we supposed to thank you?

Ye Tangtang was supposed to be sentenced to death by the tyrant right at the start. Instead, she thrives in the palace and somehow becomes everyone's darling.

Her villainous imperial brothers, who once fought tooth and nail for the throne, now spend every day fussing over her?

The princes: "The throne doesn't matter anymore. Staying alive is enough."

And when she meets the villainous male lead? She's not interested in a man who can't perform.

[This male lead looks decent enough, so why can't he get it up?]

The male lead turns into a dark, dangerously obsessive lover and pins her against the wall. "Who are you calling impotent?"

Ye Tangtang: "..."

I didn't! I never said that!