Assassination Classroom: Oops, I Became the Stand-In!

[Harem]

"Is this you?"

"No."

"That's right, back then, you were still thin..."

"Wait," Mikage Touji grabbed the photo and compared it, "I said that's not me..."

Ayanokouji Atsuomi waved his hand dismissively, "This is you!"

"Can't you understand plain language?" Mikage Touji slammed the photo back onto the table, pointing at it, "How could I be that gloomy guy inside!"

"Stop with the useless excuses. Kiyo-kun, do you think changing your name and getting plastic surgery will let you escape my control?"

Mikage Touji slowly typed out: "?"

"Your enrollment records are all fake. No one can prove you ever existed. And the timing of your appearance perfectly matches the time and place of Ayanokouji Kiyotaka's disappearance. You're still saying you're not Ayanokouji Kiyotaka?"

"Tch..." As it turned out, people really do laugh when they're speechless.

"If you're looking for trouble, turn left and go to the police station. Also..." Mikage Touji spread his hands helplessly, "You're looking for Ayanokouji Kiyotaka. What does that have to do with me, Mikage Touji?"