Hogwarts: Who Are You Calling a Dark Lord?

Reporter: "Mr. Green, officials at the Ministry of Magic have called you the most terrifying, evil, and powerful Dark Lord in history. What do you have to say to that?"

Green: "Those are all malicious lies and slander from the Ministry of Magic. They're just jealous of my exceptional talent."

Green: "I advise those Ministry officials to watch themselves and reflect on their behavior. Don't make the same mistake again or try to get clever. Ah, uh... The wizarding world should value harmony and fight with honor, not turn on its own."

Reporter: "Mr. Green, then why do Dementors flee at the sight of you? And why does the former Dark Lord, Mr. Voldemort, say you're too extreme? Mr. Green? Are you still there? Mr. Green..."

"We interrupt this broadcast with breaking news. Just moments ago, the Ministry of Magic was attacked by an unknown force..."