A Goose and a Villain Walk Onto a Marriage Reality Show—Cue the Chaos!

[Two Male Leads | 1v1 ABO | Each Other's First and Only | Sweet, Hilarious, and Oh-So-Satisfying]

Xu Wang is the notorious terror of his village. Recently, he's gotten hooked on a novel. It's apparently some kind of ABO story, but that isn't important. What matters is that the villain is exactly to His Majesty's taste!

Too excited to fall asleep until well past midnight, Xu Wang wakes up to find himself standing outside a marriage registry.

He stares blankly at the little booklet in his hand. He's actually transmigrated into the novel-and become the villain's spouse, who dies young! Holy crap, what kind of heavenly plot twist is this?

Xu Wang turns excitedly toward the tall, stern-looking man beside him. "Hubby!"

Pei Yanchuan is utterly baffled. He has no idea what went wrong. The person who originally fought tooth and nail against marrying him now throws himself into his arms every day.

"Hubby~ Aren't you coming to bed?"

"Hubby~ I want cuddles."

"Hubby, love you!"

After blowing him a kiss, Xu Wang turns back to his phone and unleashes a torrent of abuse at the scumbag on the other end threatening their sweet newlywed bliss. "Quit calling me, asshole, or I'll bash your damn head in..."

At the family patriarch's insistence, the two join a marriage reality show.

Pei Yanchuan says, "My wife is very delicate."

Just when everyone has accepted that delicate image, they discover that his fragility depends entirely on who's around.

When drinking soda with Pei Yanchuan present:

"Hubby, my hand hurts~"

When Pei Yanchuan isn't there, he knocks the bottle cap straight off with a booklet. "Ah, that's the stuff!"

When they're looking for the key to open a door:

The moment Pei Yanchuan leaves, Xu Wang picks up a rock bigger than his own head and smashes it straight down onto the chain.

His antics leave viewers absolutely dumbfounded. They thought they were watching a frail little beauty-turns out he's a ferocious goose!