My Naruto

Boruto: "My dad is the Hokage, my grandpa is the Hokage, my grandpa's master's teacher is the Hokage, my dad's master's wife is the Hokage, my dad's master's wife's grandpa and granduncle are both Hokage, and my dad's teacher is also the Hokage. My whole family are Hokages!"

Shikadai: "Can we please stop talking about the Hokage?"

Boruto: "The Sage of Six Paths is my brother."

Shikadai: "...Let's talk about the Hokage again."

Boruto: "My whole family are Hokages!"

Shikadai: "..."

This is a story about Naruto who accidentally broke the seal when he was young, resulting in the Nine-Tails becoming his dad and Minato becoming his mom.