My Days of Loitering at Hogwarts

My dear grandfather is actually a werewolf, the truth of the Sorcerer's Stone, the contingency plans of the four founders.

These don't affect Loren's life as a slacker, playing with explosions with Seamus, exchanging experiences with the twins, sarcastically commentating on Quidditch...

This is a story about loafing around at Hogwarts.

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First Transfiguration Class

Loren: Look at that cat up there, it looks so pettable.

Hermione: My heart is racing, my heart is just racing.

Five minutes later

Hermione: Loren!!!

(ps: The three little ones are the same age, not strictly following the original plot, no system, trying my best not to be out of character.)