Douluo: Master of the Simulator, They Were All Fooled

Also known as Douluo: Scripted Simulations, Everyone Goes Off the Rails and Douluo: My Simulator Made Tang San Absorb a Ten-Year Lone Bamboo Soul Ring.

[Multiple Heroines + Scheming Against Tang San and Yu Xiaogang + Lightheartedly Wrecking the Original Plot]

After transmigrating to the Douluo Continent, Lin Jiang awakens the following system:

Simulator Distribution System

He can distribute customized life simulators and write the scripts for other people's simulated lives however he pleases. Every reward they earn in their simulations is returned to him a hundredfold!

And so, what should have been a serious saga on the Douluo Continent gradually descends into utter absurdity:

In his simulated life, Tang San absorbs a ten-year Lone Bamboo soul ring and gains his first soul skill:

Pole Vault

From then on, his path to godhood becomes smooth sailing. He pole-vaults his way to victory over every genius on the continent, clears Slaughter City without taking a scratch, and easily leaps up the Sea God's Steps with Super Pole Vault!

Tang San throws back his head and cries, "Yu Xiaogang, you led me astray! If I'd known a ten-year Lone Bamboo was this powerful, why the hell would I have bothered training so hard?!"

In her simulated life, Dugu Yan sees the truth about her future: Yu Tianheng only marries her to win over her grandfather, Dugu Bo-and he's an impotent good-for-nothing to boot.

The moment the simulation ends, Dugu Yan turns on him. "Get lost, Yu Tianheng! You're useless! Lin Jiang is a real man!"

In her simulator, Qian Renxue witnesses a future battle in which Lin Jiang kills Tang San to save her, only to fall beneath the Asura God's sword.

When the simulation ends, her eyes brim with tears. "In this life, I'll find Lin Jiang before it's too late... We'll grow stronger together!"

Simulation after simulation, everyone veers further off the rails.

Meanwhile, Lin Jiang simply sits back and collects his rewards. His cultivation skyrockets, beauties flock to his side, and he sets out on the path to invincibility.