I, Bully Spider-Man, Smash Marvel!

I am Toby Parker, the cousin of Spider-Man Peter Parker, the son of Ben Parker and May Parker. But don't let this name and my identity as Spider-Man's cousin give you any illusions of a friendly neighbor! Little Spider holds back when fighting villains, but I go at them with 200% force! Little Spider has a no-kill rule, but I leave no original characters alive! Little Spider lives in poverty, but I am determined to be filthy rich! While Little Spider helps old ladies cross the street, I am throwing dust in people's eyes! Little Spider is humble and polite, but I spew forbidden words as soon as I open my mouth! Little Spider wants to escape Venom, but Venom wants to escape me! Everyone loves Peter, but everyone fears me! I am the embodiment of absolute violence and absolute brutality! I am the Bully Spider-Man!