I Escaped Don't Starve and Got Accepted to Hogwarts

"You'd better find something to eat before dark." This was the first sentence Kane heard after running away from the Dursleys' house. Okay, I just knew I hadn't completely escaped when I got out of the Don't Starve world... But fortunately, the ability he had in the Don't Starve world to manipulate his own shadow still existed. Not only could it save him from the tragedy of starving to death after running away from home and being directly killed by invading shadow creatures at night, but it also brought him other benefits in this world. Wait... what do you mean, 'for using dark magic in front of Muggles, an Azkaban VIP guest is now approved'? Dumbledore in front of him blushed, hurriedly snatched the envelope back from Kane's hand and replaced it with another one. A Hogwarts acceptance letter-now that's more like it.