Douluo: Everyone Has a System? Everyone's Absurd!

Tormenting Tang San and Yu Xiaogang, multiple heroines with none left behind, and absurd comedy for the laughs-don't read if that's not your thing!

Xiao Jue acquires the Original Sin System and is happily preparing to reach the pinnacle of life.

Instead, a truck sends both him and his system flying, transporting them to the Douluo Continent and scattering the system's fragments across the world!

Even more ridiculously, those fragments all turn into bizarre systems of their own.

Tang San acquires the God-Tier Choice System. Triggering a choice earns him rewards, but the side effects are random.

Tang San: "It's just a sore, right? I can ignore that!"

Tang San: "Why is it hemorrhoids?! This is killing me!"

Oscar acquires the Shock System, allowing him to exchange Shock Points for rewards. So he starts recklessly courting death-slapping Flender's butt, taking a dump in public at the Soul Fighting Arena...

Ma Hongjun acquires the Black Tiger Hak Foo System. "Crow Takes Flight!" "Tornado Destroys the Parking Lot!" "Monkey Steals the Peach!" Each move is more outrageous than the last!

Xiao Wu acquires the Dress-Up System, unlocking all sorts of outfits through daily check-ins. A nurse uniform, a bunny girl outfit, a Mai Shiranui cosplay... She shows them all off in front of Xiao Jue.

Ning Rongrong acquires the Tycoon System, earning a hundredfold cashback whenever she spends money on good-looking people. Seeing Xiao Jue's perfect attractiveness score of 100, her eyes light up. "This one's on me!"

Zhu Zhuqing acquires the Affection System. Raising Xiao Jue's affection for her makes her stronger!

And Xiao Jue, wielding the Seven Deadly Sins Martial Soul, sets out to recover the system fragments.

The original plot gradually falls apart, and the systems grow more absurd by the minute:

Tang Hao runs around carrying a sound system, Zhao Wuji practices flash steps, Flender summons a cow, and Yu Yuanzhen shouts, "Man! Man!"

There are even monsters from other worlds appearing? Dinosaurs, Ultraman, Devil Fruits, zombies?

Everything's gone off the rails!