Primordial Era: Starting by Clinging to Laozi's Thigh

Modern youth Chen Song dreamed of becoming a group CEO and marrying a beautiful, wealthy woman, reaching the pinnacle of life. His dream shattered after failing an interview and being run over by a cement truck on his way home.

He awoke again to find himself an innate pine tree on Kunlun Mountain in the Primordial Era.

He initially wanted to lie flat and photosynthesize, but was taken in as a disciple by Taiqing Laozi, becoming the eldest disciple of the Three Pure Ones.

He opened a card and board game room in Zixiao Palace, picked up treasures at Treasure Distribution Cliff, organized team-building activities with the Wu Clan, and casually tricked the Two Sages of the West until they wept.

Tongtian: "Eldest Martial Nephew, bring me along next time you go chopping people!"

Yuanshi: "You are the face of the Three Pure Ones, be more steady!"

Laozi: "...Can I still keep this disciple?"

Chen Song: "Master, our goal is -- to make the Three Pure Ones Group bigger and stronger!"

No internal competition in Primordial Era cultivation, I just want to take my Martial Uncles public.

Splitting the family? Splitting what family? We all have one home, and its name is Three Pure Ones!