Douluo: I Am Qian Xunji, Not the Secret Chamber Douluo

[This novel puts Shrek and the Three Idiots through hell. If that isn't your thing, don't read!]

I've transmigrated into Qian Xunji. Fortunately, I haven't taken Bibi Dong as my disciple yet.

Become the Supreme Pontiff? Do I look like some second-generation factory owner? Instead of wasting time on paperwork, I'd rather focus on cultivating and growing stronger!

Qian Xunji: "I don't have time for idiots and their nonsense right now. All I want is to become a god."

On his very first day after transmigrating, he leaves Spirit City.

Qian Daoliu: "Want a disciple? She's a genius girl with twin martial souls and innate full soul power."

Qian Xunji: "I refuse to teach someone with an evil martial soul."

Bibi Dong: "I've been reborn. What do you mean my master is Qian Daoliu? And now Qian Xunji actually looks down on me?"

Qian Renxue: "I've been reborn. What do you mean Qian Xunji is my older brother now?"

Tang San: "I've been reborn. In this life, I have two moms: one called Mommy Hao and the other called Mommy Xiao."

Yu Xiaogang: "Get Scarface here! When Scarface arrives, tell him Rose isn't here."

When Qian Xunji returns as a god, he encounters Qian Daoliu.

Qian Xunji: "Ah, the Angel God's High Priest has arrived. You stand before a god-why do you not kneel?"

[Note: This novel has no female lead, no female lead, no female lead!]