Something's Not Right About My Funeral

When the terminally ill Zhang Youzhi left the hospital, he was already prepared to put his final affairs in order. If not for a sales pitch from a mysterious funeral services company, he could have departed this world without a hitch.

"Want a deluxe funeral package after you die?

Want to go out with a grand send-off?

Want mysterious men in suits praying at your graveside?

Want blonde beauties quietly shedding tears before your grave?

Want pregnant women fighting over your estate at your grave?

For just 99,998, you can enjoy our most luxurious funeral experience! Don't miss this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity-what are you waiting for?"

Looking over the services on offer, Zhang Youzhi was sorely tempted.

Unless something unexpected happened, his departure probably wouldn't be very peaceful.