An Eldritch God Descends: First, Kidnap the Valkyrie

[Cthulhu Mythos + Lighthearted + Comedy + Absurd Humor + Weird Horror + Daily Life]

Lynn transmigrated into a monster of subspace. But before he could show what he was capable of, an ascended Valkyrie camped outside his front door and slaughtered him over and over for ten years.

To shake off that relentless Valkyrie, Lynn spent ten years quietly honing his strength, swallowing humiliation and enduring hardship. At last, he subdued her and locked her in a dark little room.

From that day on, the seas were his to swim, the skies his to soar!

"You've been hacking me to pieces for years, woman! Bet you never thought you'd end up like this!"

"That's right! I'm descending into your world right now! I'll take over your church, torment your saintess, twist your doctrines, and turn every saint who worships you into a heretic spreading my evil!"

"As for you... of course I won't do anything to you. I've written plenty of books. Just pick one and be its protagonist!"

1. A Detailed Guide to One Hundred Tortures from Across the World and Throughout History

2. A Feasibility Study on Twisting and Corrupting a Valkyrie

3. A Scientific Case for Making One Hundred Little Valkyries

[Ding! Valkyrie's anger +50. She will kill you.]
[Ding! Valkyrie's embarrassment +50. She might not kill you.]

[Ding! Valkyrie's obedience +50. She no longer wants to kill you at all.]

Lynn: "Uh, wait a second. Isn't this change in you a little concerning?"