HP: The Enthusiastic Hufflepuff

[Everyone's Favorite, No Romance, OOC]

Huh? Can somebody tell me why I was munching on chips and playing video games one second, and standing in a huge European-style cathedral the next? There's a whole crowd staring at me, and the lady up front in a green coat and a tall, pointy hat-who looks like a school disciplinarian-is actually calling my name.

Still, I decide to walk over. On my very first step, I make a startling discovery: I've. Actually. Shrunk! I'm also holding a stick that isn't particularly smooth or round. I'm shocked, but I'd better hurry over to that lady, because the look on her face is getting pretty scary. Oh, now there's a filthy, battered hat on my head. That's fine, though-I haven't washed my hair in two days anyway. It can even chat with me. Oh my gosh. Then it suddenly shouts, "Hufflepuff!" startling me so badly that I jump off the stool and stare awkwardly at everyone in the cathedral.

Later:

Oh, magic. So amazing. Love it, love it.

No romance.