Primordial Era: Heavenly Dao? Whoever Wants This Mess Can Have It!

Xiao Kuang, a modern slacker who just graduated from a third-rate, no-name university, wakes up to find himself transmigrated to the perilous Primordial Era. His landing? Precisely at the epicenter of the final battle between the Dao and Demon factions!

"BANG!"

A deafening crash. As the dust settled, Xiao Kuang shakily got to his feet and took a look. He almost lost his soul - beneath him, the legendary Dao Ancestor Hongjun and Demon Ancestor Luohu seemed... seemed to have been flattened into two-dimensional pancakes by his landing?!

The Heavenly Dao was utterly bewildered! Its intended spokesperson was gone, and the demon who was supposed to stir up the tribulation was also gone! Before the Primordial Era's script could even begin, the protagonist and the main villain had already wrapped up their roles?! Seeing the worldline on the verge of collapse, the Heavenly Dao had no choice but to conscript a reluctant participant, forcefully shoving this utterly confused academic underachiever into the position of 'Integrating with the Dao'!

Xiao Kuang: "??? Integrating with the Dao? Preaching the Dao? What Dao can I preach?! I failed calculus! Tribulation? My brain only knows how to play 'King of Glory' and 'lie flat'. Is this high-stakes game something I can play?"

And so, the Primordial Era's atmosphere took a sharp turn.

Others preached the Dao with heavenly flowers raining down and golden lotuses springing from the earth; Xiao Kuang preached, "Fellow Daoists, today we'll mainly discuss the 365 techniques of 'slacking off' and the positive impact of 'giving up' on cultivating one's state of mind..."

Others pushed the tribulation with overwhelming malevolent energy and unparalleled schemes; Xiao Kuang pushed the tribulation, "Big brothers, stop fighting! How about... we sit down and play a game of Dou Dizhu? The loser has to face the tribulation?"

The Heavenly Dao, in its...